Deuce

Wait, what? The hell did this come from?

Already bored of this.

I know it’s fashionable to think Nuñez is shit, but I really do think he’s going to be outrageously good for them. He’s got 20+ goals/season potential.

Unrelated, I’m announcing my candidacy for public office as a Republican.

This seemingly new trend of calling the club Crvena zvezda instead of “Red Star Belgrade” feels very “tHe nAmE iS Czechia noT cZeCH rEpBuLiC.” Sure, it’s the proper name. No, I will not be calling it that.

Allegedly close to deals for Ndidi, Vlachodimos, Batshuayi, CHO, Nico Dominguez, Nuno Tavares, some dude named Murillo, Malang Sarr.

I’ll probably regret this in a few years when he becomes a whiny turd, but I really like the guy and I think he’s a breath of fresh air in terms of pedigree and style.

Sounds like something that would entice Large Samuel.

Luton are barely a PL club tbf

Replaced with Saudi teams

locked herself in a church apparently. Incredible.

he really got up on stage and did the Wolf of Wall Street

Fraser, Hendrick, Hayden, Lascelles oot Nico and Silva in

Much better move for him than Chelsea.

KI gets credit for adapting it the other day, but it’s very much: “Greatest window I’ve ever seen. 6/10.”

10 appearances, but he hasn’t even played a league game yet.

RCB, RW, DM would be my priorities for next summer.

Is this true though? I thought I’d read that he’s been a hard worker at PSG, just not getting a lot of game time (understandably).

Surely it’s down to wages rather than no one wanting him for being shit?

Chelsea love an MLS keeper lately.

Better watch it, we’ll keep stealing your lads.

Your top striker at the moment is Eddie Nketiah and you can’t even put Balogun on the bench, Mikel? Tsk tsk.

Milan 2 nil up. Giroud and Soccer’s Lebron James with the goals.

If they’re willing to loan Tierney out, we really should be bringing in him *and* Hall.