Deuce

Gonna be more and more common. Millennials giving their kids both parents’ surnames is a big thing. Also, just the entire Spanish-speaking world. Although Gen Z will probably decide surnames are “oppressive” and give their kids single names only. So we’ll end up with a bunch of middle class white kids with names like Brazilian footballers.

Just gotta scrounge a cool billion for that release clause.

Sandro down in the musty basements of Milan like

Everton’s new digs getting the nod over Anfield. I’m sure the response on RAWK will be measured.

I hope he stays at Arsenal* tbh. Feels inevitable that he’ll end up at City though. One-club men are few and far between these days. *(with the exception that he may absolutely sign for us )

Spain and Morocco in the middle of July doesn’t sound all that appealing.

Inside Newcastle United’s plan to tap the best of Northern Ireland’s young talent

Reckon everyone would feel a bit better about the result if we had come back from 2 down to draw. Losing a lead always feels like a loss. At the end of the day, we grabbed a point on the road from a very good team.

Agreed, though judging from the general state of the goalkeeping position these days we might be waiting a little while.

As far as I can tell he’s not a relentless gobshite like many British managers of that generation, so that helps.

When has this happened?

geez

Papyrus

Don’t think I’ll ever get over Uncle Ray losing his shit for Schar’s goal. That goal, too. My word. Trailing away from him, fully stretched to connect for a perfect curler into the top corner. Slamming the book shut on a stellar performance from the lads.

The easy play would’ve been to first-time it off his right foot. So of course he runs around it to smack it back across goal with his left, with perfect placement. Guy’s a lunatic and I love him for it.

Christ, what a prontonising cunt.

Congo-Kinshasa-Emery for me like

GET HYPE BRANKO YOU fuck

Schar or Lascelles for me

Karius being cheeky with the Paramount+ crew

how much you wanna bet nobody at CBS knew to ask whether the Gateshead-born Ray Hudson should be commentating an NUFC match.

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