Deuce

Between Isak, Wilson, and DCL, we may be able to cobble together a single striker that plays 38 matches.

McTominay

I’m sure there is a healthy, reasoned debate happening over the first 9 pages, but my most earnest reaction to Everton being docked 10 points is

Niche one that I’m having trouble articulating, but when a journo quotes the subject by leading with a question to place the quote into context: I’m pretty sure Howe was asked about Neves and gave that response, and didn’t actually lead by asking the clarifying question, “Ruben Neves?” It’s an insane way of speaking. Romano’s not the only one I’ve seen do this, but he’s a culprit.

Giroud’s one of my favorite players of the past decade. Just a proper striker.

Had arguably the best season of his career last year, but he’s reverted to form. Also, he’s 36 with the turning speed of an aircraft carrier.

The writing’s been on the wall for a little while now, but it’s still so bleak.

Hope we beat these fuckos and gracefully bow out the next round.

Transfermarkt has him at #27… https://www.transfermarkt.us/newcastle-united/toptorschuetzen/verein/762/plus/0/galerie/0?wettbewerb_id=alle&position=alle&detailposition=alle

Best player in the world imo

Núñez

Come back soon, sweet prince.

Amen. One of the best signings this club has made.

Rob M? More like Knob eNd amirite.

Watching the highlights. A total of four touches, from Pope to Wilson, for the fourth goal.

bying. hyim. hyem.

According to the rule. But the rule is stupid.

you’re not an otherwise pedestrian team if you’re “just capitalizing off the opponent’s off day” by putting 4 past them.

Touch from Trippier was pure sex too

Love seeing Big Joe in the XI

ffs James