Deuce

Gonna go ahead and stop you right there

If it’s £25m+ or £30m+, it genuinely does not matter in the grand scheme of things. Some of y'all get so hung up on the minutiae. Also genuinely does not matter if Milan fans think they “got one over on us.”

A signing!

Face or balls?

Good player, a decade ago.

Happy to try to make “reek’d” a thing

More of a forum-specific one, but please stop using “cuck” seriously to describe our transfer business ffs We’re not gonna mainstream right-wing dipshit lingo.

Have to say, we have done well shifting players off the books this summer. Kelly, Lewis, Wilson, Hayden, Longstaff, Dubravka, Vlachodimos.

Fab?

As with so many Chelsea players of the past half decade, it’s really hard to evaluate him without considering any broader context (that is, a shitshow and/or revolving door of players that doesn’t allow most of their squad to really settle in.) Think he would end up being really successful in the system we play and would be a massive fan favorite here.

A loan with buy option seems the most prudent

Which we’ve done only once, for arguably under market value.

Only just signed on a permanent transfer with them this summer though.

There’s a very exciting player there that a manager known for developing and getting the best out of young players would relish working with.

Bring him to his new hyem

I’ve been wondering when his name would get dropped

He send this one over fax?

Would love Baleba here. He’ll surely be sold next summer and I can’t imagine he’ll end up anywhere but a cartel club.

Been dead 70 years

*23-, almost 24-, year-old

Be very pleased with this. Lots of potential, could also fill in at RB in a pinch.

West Ham preferred to take a flyer on a 33 year-old Callum Wilson instead of this guy.