Deuce

Mauro Boselli

No one from Ireland has ever 'unleashed hell'

I'd prefer Pardew do the same.

Which is probably why he's on his way to Chelsea now.

Crippling blow for Colombia.

Like two retards battering each other with socks full of nickels

This is incredible. :lol:

Phil fucking Bardsley

:lol:

Jozy falls as if struck by a demon's whisper

Jesus man what do you think of your own team whenever we're seen as a complete abomination and you're still behind us in the league?

He'll probably beat Mannone on a thunderbastard from 40 yards.

Pretty sad that there's really only one (two if you count Monaco) French team "big" enough for the best French players.

Paves the way for them to justify signing Falcao or Cavani. "Look at all this money we've come into!"

4-4-2 diamond Carrick Fellaini Januzaj Mata Rooney Van Persie Wouldn't really work at all, mind.

Yeah it's hard to say he's doing anything well at the moment. Doesn't mean he doesn't have the ability, because he clearly does. No change in formation would help either I think, just a form/confidence issue.

Phil Jones Valencia Mata Rooney Januzaj Welbeck Kagawa Young Van Persie

It boggles the mind that they're seemingly not hunting for a blue chip central midfielder.

£40m fee reportedly agreed for Mata http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/21/chelsea-manchester-united-juan-mata

Not just the T&T league, but the MLS combine too. Take a look at his highlight reel: http://www.mlssoccer.com/video/2014/01/15/mls-superdraft-stefano-rjissel-forward-suriname#ooid=hkZHMwazos-Eol4W5Kh8OK5Gp_tDvqGy I'd sign him on that basis. :lol:

Ah, right, should've known.

Depending on the source, ManU is either interested in or has already agreed a fee for Bayern's Dante.