Deuce

That Dossena challenge was horrendous. Who stomps on a ball in the first place?

Poyet's really an idiot for keeping Ki on the bench in favour of Catts. Trainwreck waiting to happen.

Even though Lukaku is still a bit lacking technically, which he is, he's one of the most physically-dominant center forwards in the world. His hold-up play is outstanding and he can strike a mean ball.

Such a nothing player. Should only come out when they're playing us.

Masterstroke to captain Yaya this week.

Lukaku is more than good enough for them. He'd bag loads of goals with that supporting cast.

They desperately need a proper striker.

To be fair to the guy, he's not exactly been getting a lot of match time this season. Understandable that he'd look a bit more shit than usual.

Yes. When Obertan came on we switched to 432.

Still pisses me off that we lost last week. Could've been 6 points from the last two matches.

Clean sheet for Boruc and Lovren gone in the first 30 seconds. I'm fucked for FF this week.

Started Terry, left Mapou on the bench. Seemed rational at the time.

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn from time to time.

Yeah he was pretty essential to that second goal. Credit where credit's due.

Absolutely love this guy. What a delightful little player. Imagine that, Ajax produces a technically-sound central midfielder.

Communication. Yep. Willo, for all his faults, talks the whole match. He's always barking directions.

If Tiote hadn't gotten injured, would Anita have come on?

Remy running straight to the little lad in the wheelchair.

Anita you suave little bastard. Remy you devil. HHHHHHRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG.

Obey's been hittin' the weights. Not much else for him to do I guess.

FORTRESS NEWCASTLE. LOWER THE GATES.

Mother of god.

David Luiz you ugly permed fuck.

Yep. He'll carve out a nice Arteta role for himself somewhere. Love the guy, but he's clearly in a club where his talents are wasted and he's criminally underappreciated. Well played, gaffer. Well played.