Deuce

"11-15"

Looked like a complete retard on several occasions today.

Cisse is just hopeless.

The football version of Space Jam happened.

Krul

I've made it patently clear that I dislike Miami. And the Haitians business.

It's David Moyes mate.

Masterstroke to hire Garcia. I thought they might miss Lamela and Osvaldo up top, but Florenzi has stepped-up his game and the midfield 3 of De Rossi-Strootman-Pjanic is really dynamic.

It's an awkward situation. He's a club "legend", seemingly smart coach, and a nice guy. But christ, they were atrocious this year. If he hadn't gotten them to the playoffs last season, he'd be gone by now. Yeah I don't expect they'll be looking to make any splashes in the transfer market. More young players on loan. It'll be interesting to see what happens, if anything, now that Thohir is the majority shareholder at Inter. Be nice to get some of their youth players in D.C. on loan.

GW10 Newcastle 1-2 Chelsea Fulham 0-2 Man Utd Hull City 1-1 Sunderland Man City 3-0 Norwich Stoke City 0-1 Southampton West Brom 1-0 Crystal Palace West Ham 0-0 Aston Villa Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Tottenham Cardiff City 1-1 Swansea

D.C. starting to clear out the dead wood, releasing Lionard Pajoy, Carlos Ruiz, and Marcelo Saragosa. Good move for the club, none of them offers much.

Ok we get it Deuce, you don't like Miami. Your point has been made. ...

I'd rather live in Detroit than Miami tbh.

just because... Courtois Kalas Hutchinson Kane Van Aanholt Romeo McEachran Marin Moses Atsu Lukaku Piazon, Kakuta, and a bunch of other youth players are also on loan. Yep, I think that squad would be just alright.

Hope it tanks. Miami is a crap sports city.

Presumably they'd be looking to sell-on Krul if they landed Sommer.

Be nice to get him in January, not have to wait until sommer.

Elliot Williamson Yanga-Mbiwa Debuchy Dummett Anita Cabaye Sissoko Marveaux Gouffran Cisse Whatever.

Don't really care who wins the Ballon, but Heynckes should win Coach of the Year hands-down.

What's the point of including that many players? There are only 3 or 4 with a realistic chance of winning it.

But why would "you go for" Benitez when he obviously wouldn't take the job? It's not as if Ashley is dipping into the N-O talent pool for ideas. It's nice to fantasize sometimes.

Christ and crackers.