Deuce

Everyone who made a pun on the last two pages ought to be drawn and quartered. My eyes are bleeding.

Yanga-Mbiwa + Haidara + _____ ?

"Oh look at me, pushing people towards sepuku." Pathetic.

This is a nightmare.

No way.

And then we'll understand why Willo will continue to receive minutes, even after Yanga-Mbiwa signs.

Tbf, a retarded panda could guide Barca to a top-2 finish with those players and depth. Enough to guide you to salvation with the players you have too Unfortunately

Tbf, a retarded panda could guide Barca to a top-2 finish with those players and depth.

Who were the big names to depart following the last relegation campaign? I'm aging myself here as a committed NUFC fan.

We've needed cover at left-back for 8 years. Ditto. A genuine left footed left back will be a massive boost to the squad. Edit: and I don't expect him to be second choice for long if he's got anything about him. Yep. And if, God forbid, we go down, Debuchy is almost surely off. No way this kid will get a clause in his contract and I think Santon would stay with us too. Haidara at LB, Santon at RB.

Arsenal's almost as money-grubbing as we are. One team I'm not too concerned about.

Altidore has 2 today for AZ against Vitesse. 17 in all comps this season. Greatly improved player since moving to AZ, hope he can start to replicate that form for the national side. EDIT: make that 3 today.

Need to start watching the reserves play, just for the distinct possibility of seeing a win.

God help us. We probably couldn't even win away at Droylsden at this point.

That was amazing. Bumbling fool had no clue what to do with it.

Watch us win the Europa and get relegated. Madness. Classic Pards.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,60879.msg4165267.html#msg4165267 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,60879.msg4165421.html#msg4165421 It was a piss poor attempt on my part.

Fair comment. piss off jack

Who?

Onyewu is still riding the pine for Malaga...

I thought at the time that the fans' reaction would be harmful to the team, I think that's fair comment. It's the double-edged sword of SJP. Obviously it's not an excuse, but it's a factor. Troll. On ignore now. Bye. Well that seems excessive.