Deuce

"SSN: Newcastle Hire Colo's dad. Guess who wins again." that smiley, you sly dog

Christ

Good for you, dickheads. Want a medal? Every time you say something nasty, I imagine your avatar saying it with that exact same face. It works beautifully

Yeah I'm pretty much in with them now.

Vengaboys man. My girlfriend saw them in Lisbon at some random free venue over the summer. Played all 5 of their songs

It doesn't really matter does it? It's what the club would be satisfied with. Personally reckon they'd happily takeat £4-5 million. They'd be relatively happy to have an older player with depreciating value replaced by cheaper guys, IMO. That said, it doesn't seem that SL are even capable of paying that. Of course it doesn't really matter, but I'd be more okay with it if we got £7-8 million, considering our transfer policy being seemingly contingent on what we make off sales. Just can't see Ashley, of all people, letting him scamper-off for less than what they think he's worth. And if SL can't realistically pay, maybe we'd get a youngster in return as well?

This is a starved lot

Assuming he really does want to leave, what would you be satisfied with as a transfer fee?

It doesn't matter how old your children are, you still see them as children, and you never quite let them grow up with sticking your nose in. Nah I get that, but at some point you gotta let them do them. Colo's a 30-year old man, don't understand why he can't fight his own battles. Tbh, I'd be mad as hell if my old man was sticking his neck out to the media and putting out all this bullshit. Unless Colo is complicit and just doesn't want to burn his bridges with us lot. I fully believe that's the case, unfortunately.

It doesn't matter how old your children are, you still see them as children, and you never quite let them grow up with sticking your nose in. Nah I get that, but at some point you gotta let them do them. Colo's a 30-year old man, don't understand why he can't fight his own battles. Tbh, I'd be mad as hell if my old man was sticking his neck out to the media and putting out all this bullshit.

I'd be shocked if this has anything to do with an illness. He's homesick/doesn't want to play here anymore and is throwing a hissy fit until he gets what he wants. Plain and simple.

Never understood full-grown professional athletes having their dads, uncles negotiating for them/pulling strings/etc. Trying to imagine bringing my old man to work to negotiate a new contract for me, he'd tell them to fire me.

Good for you, dickheads. Want a medal?

Assuming the club lets him leave for less than their valuation (i.e. substantially less), is there any way they could write-in a "non-compete" clause of sorts? So he doesn't head to San Lorenzo and fuck us over by coming back to the PL with a different team a year later.

My man, I've made 500 posts in the last few weeks. I'm everywhere

Those "Jill Stein as a Geordie" political ads :lol:

Pepe Reina's pap, Miguel Reina, says his son wants to replace Valdes at Barca. Shocker.

Sometimes can't believe Nile Ranger is a real person.

Aye now for the forward line and the management Ain't that the biggest problem of all, we could sign all these players but I bet Williamson, Shola and Jonas somehow manage to start against Villa with new players on the bench. Mind that would be enough for me I think Mapou on the bench

Also has him joining Bedlington Terriers in 2013 It is thought he is considering sueing Sunderland council for having to fly over their area, which brought back recurring nightmares of a bad time in Albania. However, Mapou has recently been in talks with Droopy Face after finding inspiration to move to Queens Park Rangers from his fellow countryman, Loic Remy. It is believed that despite talks, he is not motivated by money as Loi€ R€my is and thus decided to stay as far away from Droopy Face as possible. He also has an intense like of Arsene Wenger and Sunderland football club.

Between Debuchy, Haidara, and he who shant be named yet, we'll have done well to solidify the defense.

Ouch.