Deuce

Been our best defender by far this season.

+1 He's been completely turgid all day.

Campbell looks like such a child out there

Oh my god Cisse.

Have we had a single good corner all day?

"ungentlemanly conduct" fuck off

Marv for Tiote??!! Inspired!

Saylor man :lol:

I'm a good 2 minutes behind in this [TELEVISION] ffs

Take that back, Debs has looked good going forward as well.

Sissoko is the only one offering anything remotely attack-minded. Cisse and Gouffran have been dire.

This is like watching an MLS match.

Taylor again has looked very strong in the back.

Pardew really needs to explain what he sees in what Jonas offers going forward. It's absolutely nothing to anyone with eyes. He's not in the team for what he offers going forward. Shouldn't be in the team at all, then. Yup. A winger who offers nothing offensively is rather pointless.

Actually thought Tiote has played quite well, got his foot in very effectively today. He's looked solid defensively. Distribution leaves something to be desired, as always.

You're kidding. PS. Ronaldo has been a bargain for Real at 80m. Well, I don't believe any athlete is truly worth that much money. But that's a different argument I suppose. I still don't think Messi is worth that much. Nor do I think he's worth more than Ronaldo...

Now first-choice LB Fabian Johnson AND second-choice LB Edgar Castillo might miss the qualifiers. http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2013/03/09/us-national-team-injury-list-grows-hoffenheim-left-back-fabian-johnson-suffe We're not gonna make it to Brazil are we.

It's whatever people choose to identify as I suppose. Some Latinos/Hispanics (not sure which one we're supposed to use) identify as white.

On a similar note, Nicky Shorey has seemingly been around since the Dark Ages.

Not even Messi is worth that much.

Players from the U-20 squad that just qualified for the WC. Yeah non-Hispanic whites now are no longer a majority, only a plurality of the population. Gonna do wonders for the national team having such a strong Latino influence.

Old Man Friedel to the rescue http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2013/03/09/brad-friedel-offers-come-out-retirement-help-us-national-team-pinch

At least a bit of sanity.

What. Wetting the babys head is a common practice in Sunderland. Basically they take the new kid out to the match, then post game, after a predictable loss they pour a can of ace lager over its head. Makes complete sense. I'll go with this one.

What.