Deuce

We’re going to threaten for Europe this season, which is not something I was expecting at the outset.

And he was second-choice! I can’t imagine Emery would have us where we are now.

At this point everyone has to know he’s comically one-footed, and yet he’s still in searing form. Gotta put that down to his genuine quality.

They’re shipping a lot of goals, but attacking really well. Hope they can sustain it across the whole season...love a plucky underdog that causes ructions in the table.

Surpirsed they just didn’t reset the game clock to 70:00.

Hold on you beautiful fucks

Tielemans with a thunderbastard

Went to Schalke, was bad. Went to Yoong Boys, underperformed.

Potter’s undefeated at Chelsea

Insane that we have the best defensive record in the league.

Quite the HEEL TURN from the Discman…

It’s amazing what having a competent manager will do for a player’s confidence and performance. He was an outstanding player for Atlanta before he joined and really bright for those first couple months under Rafa. I’m glad he’s found his form again.

Trying to do Disney on hard mode. Respect the hustle, but RIP.

Hope we batter these fuckos

They really think themselves to be the plucky underdogs of world football.

Still first!

He’s 19 years old. Have a word.

You think Wolves ownership knows they don’t have to hire Portuguese managers exclusively?

The key for Klopp will be whether he can adapt; everything suggests he can and he will. I’m not sure if it’s a matter of Liverpool being “found out”…everyone knows what they’re doing, just that very few have actually been able to beat their insane press. But the high press exacts a heavy toll on players and I think the wheels are starting to come off a bit. They’re badly in need of some fresh legs in central midfield…Bellingham would be a statement signing. And TAA either needs to start giving a shit about the defensive side of the game or Klopp needs to go with a back three and move him up the pitch.

I’ll be kind and take this as them saying that Bruno’s capable of a bit of magic like HBA was, which is fair enough.

Bruno, sneaky and mean Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you You make me wanna cry You make me wanna die I love you I love you I love you I love you, Bruuuuuuno Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and I try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up…

Bet he’ll pop up in Qatar next month. Catch him the stands taking in a match, pundits will fawn over his “dedication” to the game. The most charitable thing I can say about the man is that he was an average, Championship-quality manager for a time. Just a complete fossil who’s either refused to adapt to a new age of the game or is simply unable to do so…maybe if he had even the slightest bit of humility he wouldn’t be so throughly reviled for it.

They’ve played a lot of high-intensity, hard-pressing football the past few years. Might be taking its toll.