TheHoob

I take it all back.

He is probably still looking for his seat. Hope he got a feel of that lasses arse to make him feel better at least.

Boooooooo.

Aye mate, just blow your nose all over the stage, that'll make things better.

STOP TRYING TO OPEN IT MAN

I don't think he's even trying to turn it at the seam, just prying at random angles.

Looks like he's about to cry.

He'll nail it this time.

Poor bloke.

Maybe if he'd pulled his finger out and had a better season last year he'd have gotten the move he obviously wants.

Jesus H Christ man.

The Chosen One is a thing? Christ, that is awful.

magpi stahp

Zubar.

I f***ing despair at the moment, can't get anything right. Wish I could stop caring about football.

Didn't they come out with a load of patter a while back saying that they've already scouting every players replacement and in some cases their replacements replacement? See that it working out well

http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best_animated_images_cobra_helicopter_crash.gif And here it is at the end of the transfer window... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HKNYXOjBLHU/T5Vc-z8F5MI/AAAAAAAAAnU/Ae4RdB4kqew/s1600/Fingers-crossed1.jpg

7 days

Will there be a worse player starting in the PL this weekend than Shola Ameobi?

He's the luckiest man in the world to have gotten this job in the first place never mind keeping it so long. Absolutely detest the shit spewing cunt, the sooner he fucks off the better. Even if it's JFK replacing him I don't give a shit, at least it would be something different. Same shit every weeek.

At one point in the second half the commentator pointed out that a run by one of our midfielders was the first time any of them had been ahead of our forwards.

Sturridge is mint like, does Welbeck get into the England team ahead of him or was he injured?

I'd put my house on it tbh