TheHoob

What a fucking bellend.

I was just about to say this, it's all well and good saying we could do with a spine of homegrown talent but we can't afford to buy it in, and we don't produce good enough talent ourselves. Simple as that.

Shit

We have a good enough squad to challenge for Europa League. No doubt. So where are the goals going to come from for that? One injury to Cisse and we are a team with the weakest striking line-up in the league. Eh? Our goals last season came from one person in the first half, and another in the second half of the season, and we were challenging for a champions league spot. We didn't score enough compared to the teams around us, it was never going to last. The amount of goals in our midfield is criminal. Aye like others have said this is largely due to our style of play, Sissoko, Yohan, Anita, HBA, Gouffran, Marv are all capable of chipping in with goals if they were given more freedom, even sorting out our set penises could let the defenders chip in with a goal or two. Not saying it's all down to set up but it largely is.

We have a good enough squad to challenge for Europa League. No doubt. So where are the goals going to come from for that? One injury to Cisse and we are a team with the weakest striking line-up in the league. Eh? Our goals last season came from one person in the first half, and another in the second half of the season, and we were challenging for a champions league spot.

JK: Which one of you is Simon Bird? SB: Me JK: You're a cunt. Wish more press conferences started like that.

i thought he was out for the season? Dr Pardew seems confident he'll be back: aye righto HBA, Marv and Gouf. That bench is going to have some serious firepower.

17th man, seventeenth

Imagine the confidence boost twatting a relegation rival would give you for the run in.

:lol:

Could it be?

When do Wigan play their game in hand? I'll shit enough bricks to build the pyramids if they win that

Useless fucking clowns. Well at least it keeps them in it.

Yay, I win. Congratulations, you win a relegation.

Mad bastards still attacking, what the playing at! Revolutionary stuff.

That was the Ron Jeremy of set-penises.

Tchoyi Story 3 will haunt me till the end of my days.

If you could picture what a Premier League striker looks like Graham is the exactly opposite. Looks like he should be working in a chippy

it's odd, I'm going to end up like Gollum if I watch all of this.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykm4n7vuK1qbanth.gif As much as i'd love to see them come back down to earth and reality the table fills me with terror