Wait, what? I thought it was maybe some guest writer from a shitty fanzine or something, didn't realise it was by the chief reporter of the chronicle. Fuck a duck
Normally in the last few minutes before the bell went someone would shout hacky football, shit got serious then, it was a brave soul who kept hold of the ball
Never going to help our initial impressions when the first picture we see of the shirts is always of them hanging off a tatty coat hanger looking shapeless and as if the picture has been taken with a 0.5 megapixel camera.
Get Yo in it and we'll all want one