Eddy Chibas

He's been sacked from every post he has held - never walked. The West Ham dressing room mutinied against him, yet he still would have hung on & taken them down. This prick doesn't possess an honorable fibre, a trigger that led to Gullit walking. Any decent 'person' would have walked away from the s*** storm, at West Ham, which was of his own making. That's the measuring stick I'm using when concluding whether or not he'll resign.

Option 3. I'm hoping for a flogging, and lots of frantic notepad scribbling from Alain Pardoit.

He could always try calling Pards, "it's the process you haz to get right Smiffy. But you haz to be middle claarss edjucayted to understand wot the process is and 'ow to implement it". ......... utilising his many football analysis programs, Alain Pardoit emails Smith a bunch of mumbo-jumbo spreadsheets. Insert 'Scanners' GIF of Smithy's head exploding.

Agree entirely. The lad has kept us up. Good luck to him.

Detrimental to the Arsenal youngsters' development. Schooled in pass & move football, urged to express themselves. From that environment, and thrust into Alain Pardoits' Football Ethos for a season . Big sideways step, and a mistake by Wenger.

Crazy situation like. "Nah don't sign him! He's talented!" Aye, I'm still relieved we didn't sign Aubameyang. Warms my heart that he's having a solid season, and working under a coach of the highest calibre. Would have been a sad to watch Alain Pardoit deconstruct him.

Con-artists always do, and Pardew is a Mr Slick. Some naive club president will always buy into his cut & polished bullshit. The shitstorm at West Ham should have spelt the end of his managerial career.

Timely injury to pick-up, because on reputation alone he should remain in the French selection frame ahead of the WC. Each passing week under Pardew's ethos, including the square pegs round holes manner which he is being used positionally, are forward bounds on a road to career suicide. Tapping-up takes place in the international dressing rooms IMHO. Hope the lad can find an escape route over the Summer.

We can't plummet down the table. We will finish 10th at very worse, giving Ashley every reason not to sack Pardew. Not having done the maths, gives you an indication of how little I have followed projected finishes etc. Goes to show how little I give a s*** these days. The probable land sale at The G.Gate end is the only thing which has riled me up lately. I was resigned a while back, to witnessing Carr's Lot Pardooed. Thanks for ruining the last string of hope I could cling to mate.

If it brings about what would be a surprise sacking of Alain Pardoit, a plummet finish down the table, I will welcome with open arms every score conceded until the end of season

Re- the captured image of Alain Pardoit That fucking notepad, and the sight of it. Gives me the fucking shits, had a gutful of it.

Agreed. Although what tops those misdemeanours imho, is transfer listing & moving on a footballer in an attempt to cover up an 'affair'. Awful football philosophy, and as a person he is the shitstain a coward leaves behind after an attack of the runs.

Career saving move ie. escaping Pardoo's coaching.

Pulis, Fat Sam & Alain Pardoit (the style icon of the trio) .... Anti-Football's very own Axis of Evil

Robert's vision & one-touch passing (to a midfielder on his inside, or the overlapping fullback) was high standard. I used to like his decision making, he knew when it was right time to use an outlet (on the burst) as a decoy before taking it upon himself to pull the trigger. Definitely wasn't a one-dimensional ball-carrying winger. His qualities were put on a as show in a side whose central midfielders were not instructed to 'hold' a defensive position while in possession..... Pardoo-Ball would leave Robert isolated, easier to gang - up on without decoys & movement. I couldn't envision Robert amassing required stats Alain Pardoo lives & dies by.

Robert's set-piece delivery (driven at pace) requires a gambling mindset from the attacking side,to cash in At times Robert's free kicks & corners were undefendable but the manager still needs to unleash the guys off-the-ball and attack the box, when defenders are beaten purely by penetration & flight of the free kick. Roberts Left-peg,and natural ball-striking, was suited to an all-out attacking set-piece - Robson throwing everything at them. Whereas the Set-Penis, Pardew has too much of eye on defending the counter attack, reliant on 'one guy' winning a 'set-up' header while everybody else are not committed to attacking the box ala Speed et al. I couldn't envision Robert following such a conservative script . Too audacious and way too instinctive a gambler, to not throw piercing darts from a set-piece or corner. Robert = too difficult to manage, for a preacher of statistics whose definition of coaching is likely to be hit 'play' button on the projector and drill into them the outlet options that Team X has when defending us. Robert would shove back at this cowardly charlatan.

Surely that letter is a sarcastic pisstake, and Pardoo's head is so stuck up his arse (between shifts of tasting Mike Ashley's ring-hole) that he can't see it.

The loan fee has paid for itself. With a midfield that rarely pushes forward, and is instructed not to take risks off-the-ball hence a poor goal return, Remy's goal tally has played a massive part in reaching the 40pt objective. Would be gutting for QPR's hierarchy if their highest prized asset were to break-down (with a serious muscle injury, or worse), while putting in a decent shift for a club that is going through the motions, and is unlikely to seriously compete with other suitors.

Little or no forward movement (from the midfield unit) means the assists will be on the lowish side. And it's difficult for the lad to carve out a wonder goal, carrying it from deep - sometimes from RB. Catch 22 situation for this lad, due to how Pardoo sets the team up.

Souness always had similar misgivings towards Robert, just not a natural grafter. Souness also tried to mould a young David Dunn into such a player. Used to blab on about Dunn not doing this & that (defensively). I recall Dunn killing us at Ewood, with a masterful play makers performance, and Souness picked on him re: tricks & impromptu flicks. He killed Dunn at Blackburn, demovitated him. Similar scenario has played out here imo, re: Pardoo & Ben Arfa Pardoo is cut from the same cloth. It's a crime against football when cretins like these guys are allowed anywhere mercurial talents.

Same dope who claims science is against us Same dope who fills his defenders' heads with stats & shit all week, and calls this preparation coaching.

Just about ready to declare him as another Pardoo write-off.

There should be a poll asking how much profit we'll make on this lad.

Never underestimate the fat pig's ability to deliver a kick to the bollocks. The fat pig is likely to include a clause in the buyer/s contract to ensure that doesn't happen ie. a return of Keegan in a DOF style position. He's the sort of arsehole who would shave a million off a his asking price, in exchange for a guarantee like that. Still remember the lengths Mike Ashley went to, in order to shut down Whelan's health club venture - pure spite that was. Some of what I have said is in jest. However I don't underestimate this bastard's tendency to hulk around with an axe to grind. Boardroom politics wore Keegan down on two occasions. Why would he be a willing participant in a system which he railed against.

Re: that first paragraph. It's an impressive casualty list. If Pardew stays, the chief scout has to find pastures anew. Quite a disconnect between Pardoo's football philosophy (cautious, only believes in a passing game, if he has a quarterback) the chief scout's eye for particular attributes. Tough decision needs to be made this Summer. One needs to go. IMHO Pardoo would have destroyed Aubameyang. Such a quick & refined player. Sharp as fuck off-the-ball, and reads & always adjusts in accordance to where his midfielders flood forward. Under Pardoo he would have just been a fast striker, asked to battle one-out for speculative diagonals. Too refined for Pardoo. Would have been soul destroying watching Pardoo recalibrate him. Very happy he went to Dortmund. I hate seeing genuine talent dismantled.