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Shola Ameobi born offside

should reply with you burnt your city down

Got dizzy when they played Jason Derulo in my head in the changing rooms

were using our yellow third kit today

Ben Arfa's been gash from the Hull game like, think he's played wide left, wide right and central since and been invisible in all 3 positions, got no problem him or any other player being dropped for poor form

Ola Tovoinen (PSV) linked in the local papers again

Barton is a waste of space, sooner he pisses off to prison for good the better. Anyone who wants him back is off their head.

Surely on current form Remy Gouffran Ben Arfa

Probably want rid cause he's made of glass

Cattermole now joint second on most Premier League Red Cards, not a dirty player though 8 - Richard Dunne, Duncan Ferguson, Patrick Viera 7 - Alan Smith, Vinnie Jones, Roy Keane, Lee Cattermole 6 - Nicky Butt, Martin Keown, Luis Boa Morte, Franck Queudrue, Andy Cole, John Hartson

our defending :D

Cisse so desperate He must feel like Miss Newcastle going a day without a shag

that's us out then

could do with doing this in 90 rather than 120 mins like

The next round teams aren't that great like Newcastle or Man City Tottenham or Hull Chelsea Stoke West Ham Leicester Man Utd Sunderland or Southampton

Whenever I see Carver, I always think he looks as though he stinks of stale beer and tabs! Carver's face is like a bulldog swallowing a wasp tbf

Tiote turned into stretch Armstrong now, bending in about 3 different directions

Shola off Cabaye on Pardew: Lets tighten up the midfield and play for a point now eh John. Carver: Its a cup game Alan

ffs man Krul what an idiot

Haidara off with hamstring injury, Dummett on

If his lips are moving he's probably lying. His top lip never moves. Jose Fonte's missus might say otherwise like. only joking, don't sue me

Pardews record as NUFC Manager P 136 W 49 D 38 L 49 Win%: 36 NUFC Managers win % records (10 games or more) from 1992 - present Chris Hughton (59.3%) - massively skewed by the season in the Championship Kevin Keegan 92-97 (54.9%) Sir Bobby Robson (46.6%) Glenn Roeder (45.8%) Graham Souness (44.8%) Kenny Dalglish (38.4%) Alan Pardew (36%) Ruud Gullit (34.6%) Sam Allardyce (33.3%) Kevin Keegan 2008 (28.5%) Joe Kinnear (22.2%) Shows how rubbish Pardew is when you look at the three managers above him

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 2h My union demands #nufc rescind ban. http://www.nuj.org.uk/documents/newscatle-united-letter/newcastle-utd-letter.pdf … Great letter trying to get common sense to prevail

Clark Kent > Alan Pardew