NUFC

First player over the line today http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/10/article-1084563-0018F7B100000258-765_468x300.jpg

Agree with this, I didn't clap or boo either.

Stekelnberg out with shoulder injury for Fulham

Elliott Santon Good Williamson Dummett Obertan Bigirimana Gosling Sammy Vuckic Shola Subs: Alnwick, Good, Amalfitano, Tiote, Anita, Gouffran, Cisse Defeat

How do you know it is the maximum we can fine him? Think I read its the maximum set by the PFA Edit see here http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15485056

Fine him 2 weeks wages (the maximum we can fine) for every game he refuses to play

Pardew, Kinnear & Charnley went to France for the day to top up Joe's wine cellar and someone got stuck in the back of the lorry so they signed him as our new centre forward, can only speak one word of English though.. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YVRkrUg5G40/S_qyJbsmKqI/AAAAAAAABQk/69OXz8XiHi8/s320/Tariq+Larousi+(Nabil+Elouahabi).jpg Gary!

Krul made some good saves Yanga-Mbiwa - poor, more interested in kicking lumps/starting fights Coloccini - didn't organise the defence well enough S.Taylor - long term replacement for Karl Pilkington for any future idiot abroad series Debuchy - Struggle to believe he is a French international, can't defend for s**t, not that much better than Simpson was at defending, stupid booking. Tiote - around like a headless chicken as per usual Sissoko - the invisible man Gouffran - forgot he was playing till he got subbed Ben Arfa - he tried Gutierrez - hopefully Derek Wright will lock him in the physio room till May. Cisse - couldn't penetrate a paper bag, first touch was poor, personally think he had a good first 6 months at the club but been rubbish since Anita - Toure had him for breakfast, could probably fart and blow him off the ball Sammy Ameobi - managed to dribble a bit, also kept his brother on the bench so Dummett - not ready for the Premier League yet IMO

No Cabs

Imagine him and Shola up front

Wonder if Swindon's got an Aspers for him.

Would never want this prick back at the club

You get to have a pint with Kinnear when you get to the boxes/function rooms. You get to have several pints with Kinnear when you get to the boxes/function rooms, Kinnear gets pissed and starts getting names mixed up telling people that a guy called Chris has rabies.

FM tastic All under 22 & British Jason Steele (Middlesbrough) Jack Butland (Stoke) Luke Shaw (Southampton) Nathan Baker (Aston Villa) Lewis Dunk (Brighton & Hove Albion) Nathanial Clyne (Southampton) Tom Ince (Blackpool) Matt Phillips (Blackpool) James Ward-Prowse (Southampton) Will Hughes (Derby) Nathan Redmond (Birmingham)

so that's what 2 cats being tortured sounds like

Two words, no Shola.

1 Krul 2 Debuchy 3 Santon 4 Tiote/Anita 5 Coloccini 6 Yanga-Mbiwa 7 Ben Arfa 8 Cabaye 9 Cisse 10 Gomis 11 Remy Old fashioned 1-11 as starters

44 times http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/players/profile.statistics.html/papis-demba-cisse

I wouldn't pay £2m loan fee for possible rapist like, especially with his case being just after the transfer deadline.

Also known as the Jimmy Savile rule.

Unlikely, he's only scored 20 goals in a season once in his career

Plenty of choices of songs to run out too Michael Jackson - Black or White Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder - Ebony & Ivory

How many times did you bang Jose Fonte's wife Alan? http://e1.365dm.com/13/07/660x350/Alan-Pardew-Newcastle-1024_2971439.jpg?20130711102603

Gutierrez finally does some work

Can we stick Gosling under a sunbed and sent him to Wigan instead? Whelan will be too busy talking about his broken leg to notice.