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TenkoDaLuz

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  1. I'm a football fan too and I know that people aren't in the mood for a joke after a 5-1 defeat while being at the bottom of the table.
  2. Are the fans already in the state "hoping for the worse" in order to change things? I don't know exactly how football politics work in England. I guess there is opposition from outside the direction?
  3. TBH I've not been following the EPL lately due to academic reasons but wtf? 5-1?
  4. 24 Março 2010 Maruca cozida c/ feijao verde? REVOLUÇAO JA! Boilled withing w/ harricot? REVOLUTION NOW! Boilden wittzen aus harrikott? REVOLUTZIONEN NITZ! 25 Março 2010 Ervilhas c/ ovos escalfados? OBSTRUÇAO DAS CLASSES SALARIAIS! Pees with boilled eggs? OBSTRUCTION OF THE SALARIAL CLASSES! Boilden auffen aus peenzen? OBSTROCTZION DIE SALARIAL KLASSE! 26 Março 2010 Pescada com batatas e couve-flor? É A INSUBORDINAÇÃO DAS ALIANÇAS TERRITORIAIS DE PRINCIPIOS DO SECULO XX! Hake with potatoes and cauliflower? DISOBEDIENCE OF THE TERRITORIAL ALLIANCES OF THE EARLY TWENTIETH CENTURY! Seehecht mit Kartoffeln und Blumenkohl? UNGEHORSAM TERRITORIALE ALLIANZEN DES FRÜHEN ZWANZIGSTEN JAHRHUNDERTS! 29 Março 2010 Panadinhos à Milaneza? TOTAL PASSIVIDADE DO PS PERANTE A FALTA DE VISIBILIDADE DAS OBRAS DE ALARGAMENTO DA A8 NA ZONA DE LOURES. Milaneza bread meat? TOTAL PASSIVITY OF THE SOCIALIST PARTY AMONGST THE LACK OF VISIBILITY OF THE A8 ROAD ENLARGMENT WORKS. Milaneza brit meit? TOTAL PAZIVITTEN DIE SOCIALIST PARTY MIT NIN VIZIBILIDEN DIE ENLARGMENT MIT STRATTE A8. 30 Março 2010 Creme de Courgettes? OH! MAS QUE SUAVE BRISA EXÓTICA ME SACODE GENTILMENTE AS NALGAS! Courgette cream? SUCH A SOFT EXOTIC BREEZE THAT GENTLY SHAKES MY NALGS! Courgetten cream? DIE SOFTEN EXOTIKA BRIZE ICH SLOWEN ZIFTUNG UND MIT NALGEN! 1 Abril 2010 Salmão com vegetais? MAS QUE REFRALGAMENTO DE ESFINCTERES QUE PARA AQUI VAI! Salmon with vegetables? SUCH A SFINCTER REFRALGING GOING AROUND! Zalmon und vegetal? DIE SFINCTER REFRALGEN UNROUND NITCH ITZ! 3 Abril 2010 Leite com fruta? É A PODRIDÃO DO MUNDO NOJENTO DO FCP! Milk and fruit? IT'S THE FCP'S ROTTEN AND DISGUSTING WORLD! Milch zund fruit? FCP ROTTWUND UND DISGUTEN PLANETA! 4 Abril 2010 Sardinhas com tomate? HOJE NÃO ME APETECE TOIRADAS! Sardine with tomatoes? I'M NOT IN A MOOD FOR BULL FIGHTINGS TODAY! Zardinne mit tomaten? NIT FILL AUCH BULL KRIEG HEUTE! 7 Abril 2010 Bifes de vitela com arroz e couves? COMER COM VONTADE DE CAGAR É MEIO CAMINHO ANDADO PARA A OCORRÊNCIA DO DESAGRADAVEL! Steak with rice and flower bulb? EATING WHILE FEELING LIKE TAKING AS SHIT IS HALF WAY GONE TO THE OCURRENCE OF THE UNPLEASANT! Stakke auch riz und bulbflahre? DIGESTUNG AUS SHITTE WILLIEN IS DIE HALF PERKURSEN HASTTE TAKING AUF UNPLEASANT SITUAZION! 9 Abril 2010 Pescada à Zé do Pipo? NÃO PONHAS TU UM RÁCIO ADEQUADO DE LEITE NA ALETRIA SE QUERES TU VER A CREMOSIDADE A IR-SE! Ze Pipe pescade? DO NOT PUT ADEQUATE MILK RATIO AT ALETRY WANT YOU SEE CREMOSITY GONE! Pipen Zein Fisch? NIT PUTTEN ADEKUATTE MILCH RATZIEN IN LETTRING ICHT ZEEN AUCH KREMOIZITEN LIEBING! 11 Abril 2010 Quiche de frango? SE A TUA COMPANHEIRA TIVER INDÍCIOS DE APROXIMAÇÕES À EXTREMA-DIREITA, RIPOSTA, EXIGINDO A PRONTA EXECUÇÃO DE UM FELÁCIO! Chicken quiche? IF YOUR PARTNER SEEMS TO BE APPROXIMATING NAZI MOVEMENTS, RESPOND, AND DEMAND THE IMMEDIATE EXECUTION OF A FELLATIO! Chikenn quiche? WENN IHR PARTNER SCHEN SEIN ANGLEICHUNG NAZI-BEWEGUNGEN, REAGIEREN, UND FORDEN DIE SOFORTIGE AUSFUHRUNG EINER FELLATZION!
  5. Oh good, this f***ing fool's back. F*** off you t***.
  6. Everytime I come back NUFC loses. We lose every week so it's not that big of a coincidence I feel better now.
  7. Don't sack this one yet.
  8. As if they give a f***! As with life in general, there's a thin line between tragedy and comedy. I guess this is the case and that's why you're laughing at this. Don't ask. I know what you want to know. What am I doing, right? So let me tell you, my good friend, I came to the shopping mall to have dinner with my girl and I'm doing a quick check-in at the Apple Store just to check LiveScore.com out to see NUFC's result. For dinner, I ate some fusion fast food crap called "salmon burger" which tasted like a mix of rotten tuna and cat p*ss.
  9. Congratulations to our swedish forum colleague. I didn't come here last night because I was outside celebrating another outstanding MORAL VICTORY (english lads over here know how wonderful it feels ). Yesterday, we had it all: - Scared faces before the penalties - Balls shot straight at the keeper - Lots of crying - "We may lost the game but won a team" speeches Oh yeah.
  10. OUR KING IS ALREADY PREPARED, HAVING HIS ROYAL BEER AND POPCORN... [move][/move] LIVE from the European Championship of Young Vassals of Kingdoms: KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL x KINGDOM OF SWEDEN AND KINGDOM OF ENGLAND x KINGDOM OF ITALY http://i.imgur.com/LVej0If.png RICARDO ESGAIO BEING GUIDED BY D. NUNO ÁLVARES PEREIRA http://i.imgur.com/I385wIa.jpg
  11. THE ROYAL FAMILY WAS THERE IN SPIRIT... [move][/move] KINGDOM OF ITALY 0-0 KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL JOSÉ SÁ - THE MOST VALUABLE VASSAL, SAVED THE DRAW IN THE LAST DROP http://i.imgur.com/WwlPBEj.jpg D. NUNO ALVARES PEREIRA GUIDING RICARDO ESGAIO WHICH ALSO GUIDES D. NUNO ALVARES PEREIRA http://i.imgur.com/I385wIa.jpg
  12. You seem pretty confident in yourself. I guess you're a SUBDIT to the KING OF SWEDEN. I guess: KINGDOM OF SWEDEN x KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL will be a good game. I actually am confident, we look really good at what we're doing. Reminding me that this team represents a monarchy however, makes me less patriotic. The SWEDISH ROYAL FAMILY is FANTASTIC. Santa Claus too. http://i.imgur.com/PV48Aqr.jpg
  13. You seem pretty confident in yourself. I guess you're a SUBDIT to the KING OF SWEDEN. I guess: KINGDOM OF SWEDEN x KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL will be a good game. I actually am confident, we look really good at what we're doing. Reminding me that this team represents a monarchy however, makes me less patriotic. The SWEDISH ROYAL FAMILY is FANTASTIC.
  14. You seem pretty confident in yourself. I guess you're a SUBDIT to the KING OF SWEDEN. I guess: KINGDOM OF SWEDEN x KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL will be a good game.
  15. [move][/move] D. NUNO ÁLVARES PEREIRA LED US TO VICTORY, WHICH WAS: KINGDOM OF ENGLAND 0-1 KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL GOAL SCORED BY THE SUBDIT JOAO MARIO, LED SPIRITUALLY BY OUR KING DOM DUARTE DE BRAGANÇA http://i.imgur.com/I385wIa.jpg
  16. HERE'S A FAMOUS PORTUGUESE KNIGHT FROM THE XIV CENTURY PRAYING FOR A PLAYER FROM THE PORTUGUESE U21 TEAM http://i.imgur.com/I385wIa.jpg
  17. The Wonga's blue box is beyond horrible.
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