triggs

Bayern Dortmund has been class so far

When he smiles it reminds me of Lenny in the Simpson "this is the worst day of my life"

Muller just missed basically an open goal

When he gets the ball he generally tries to get it in the box or to run past his man. Better than most of them who just get it and give it straight back. He's not a particularly good footballer but he actually tries to create things

His career is over if he walks

Disgracefully bad today. Least creative attacking midfielder I've seen in a long time

People really forget just how shite he is when he comes back from injury

Should definitely be captain

Janmaat was our best player by an absolute mile like

Never near this bad

Need someone a bit mental and charismatic that will work in the short term because we aren't going to get anyone that's actually a good manager

That free kick from Shelvey was so shit

Bournemouth should be about 4 up

Would rather a loss to a draw

He's been utterly shit today tbf, goal doesn't really change that

Goal

Is Wijnaldum still on the pitch like?

His passing has been fairly shite too

Perez woke up

That is the most gutless thing I've ever seen from Lascelles

That is probably the worst defending I've ever seen

Meanwhile Perez and Gini stay on despite doing fuck all

Fucking hell Mitro, decent

Jesus Christ Perez has been shite

Fair play Janmaat