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From quick googling he has a foundation that does good work in Ghana. He also had to deny murdering a friend in a black magic ritual a few years ago

Pardew isn't going to play 3 players that don't defend/are slow in that area

On the bright side you could buy a lovely house in Raleigh for that price

He'll still have to run, and probably a lot playing for a team like Palace

Assume you're not talking about this one. http://www.lookalikes.info/umbraco/ImageGen.ashx?image=/media/33829/jeremy%20clarkson%20(richard%20lewis).jpg&width=250&constrain=true That guy couldn't have more of a rapey look on his face if he tried

Where in the USA is Raleigh?

The only reason he'd go there is because absolutely nobody else wants him

Aye that's a pretty nice house like

Well he was basically up against Verratti for a position and Verratti is class

How much drachma will he cost?

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/usain-bolt---colin-e Dat random black man

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/christiano-ronaldo-(simon-fraser)

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/lionel-messi-(ross)

How wrong does your life have to go that your best option is to become an Alan Pardew lookalike

Make a racist sextape with 4 Thai hookers?? Again

It was on ESPN before BT IIRC which used to be free with Sky. Also Flip is more European than Brazilian

I remember when you used to think Ribery was the better player... I feel vindicated for always thinking Robben was better. At the time tbf most people were saying Ribery was better Same. Robben has always been more talented. Just needed to show it more consistently. He's phenomenally good. I think this is how the majority of the forum felt. I guess we had all seen Robben tear the PL up and he was the star man en route to the CL victory and he generally always looked the better player in the CL. Mole and other football hipsters said Ribery was better because he would tear Mainz a deep one in the Bundesliga on a regular. Think it's been obvious from day one that Robben is by far the more talented footballer. This is actually exactly the point I would make to Mole and Flip at the time but I wouldn't exactly call them football hipsters for watching the Bundesliga

I remember when you used to think Ribery was the better player... I feel vindicated for always thinking Robben was better. At the time tbf most people were saying Ribery was better

Looks like a charver

Are they going to play him in midfield or a sub for the front 3?

The part on the wiki page that is up now is fucking brilliant

Some bloke from Sweden called Anders Johannsen or something like that

We couldn't just keep it believable

Because of an EDL march on the Saturday