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One of those moments which truly warrants a "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" . This will absolutely destroy them psychologically.

Thought Sterling was our best player again. His movement, decision making and work rate is phenomenal for someone who just turned 19, two months ago.

Benched Sterling for Oscar earlier today. Fuck me.

WTF is going on ?

Mannone, Debuchy, Shaw, Lallana, and Adebayor with 26 pts so far. Silva, Yaya, Suarez, Sturridge, Sterling and Mertesacker to go.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/154441-boss-my-confidence-in-current-squad :lol: :lol: Interview definitely done earlier today as they predicted fucking up the deal. **Insert I know the feel bro meme** all a PR spin to blame everyone but the club for failure to conclude a deal. Been taking notes off Mike Ashley's books with this one.

Deal off. Ayre is our Kinnear ....hope the Ukrainian gov't close all the borders for security reasons and he spends rest of his life in the Moldovan border milking cows.

Fuck life.

It's now 1 AM in Ukraine. The fuck is going on in Dnipropetrovsk ??!! Any of you guys who went to Kharkiv last year....Any summary of the activities you guys did around that time of the night ?

Been listening to minutely updates from Ukraine on BBC. Hope the revolutionaries can keep standing up against the gov't. Ian Ayre is somewhere there. Probably hungover with a sore cock next to a blonde (who, in true Ukranian fashion, has bucket load of make up on).....trying to find a way to sign a sponsorship with either the rebels or the gov't.....and by the side, monitoring Konoplyanka's bird. http://i55.servimg.com/u/f55/18/71/93/32/screen11.jpg

Any suggestions how to set the team up for upcoming matchday ? Norwich are hopeless away and can't score..so Marshall for CS would be nice. On the other hand, Mannone is likely to make plenty of saves vs. your lot. Defenders are set as there is no way Hull keep a Clean Sheet vs. Spurs, but really want to fit Oscar some way, but have a feeling Mourinho will go for 0-0 and Chelsea may not score. ugh. Decisive week, this. http://i58.tinypic.com/axfvwi.png

They have an awful run of games coming up until end of March. Plus, I am surprised they aren't strengthening their defense, and are after scoring their way out of relegation zone (a bit like what Wigan and Villa tried to do last year). Hope they go down though, nothing against them...but they are the most boring club (in terms of everything) of all PL teams. And I bloody hate Craven Cottage's location. Bad memories.

What is Pepe Mel thinking playing a high defensive line with Lugano-Olsson pairing ? They are literally the most ill suited CB partnership in the league to playing in a high line. If mcAuly is fit, he must start as I think he's their best defender. Having said that, hopefully they'll play Lugano-Olsson on high line on sunday as well.

82 points. Closing in on top 4 finish. Mannone got me 11 points. Fucking hell !

Cardiff Set to sell Cornelius back to FC Copenhagen for 3M. Only 6 months after purchasing him for 8.5 Millions in summer. Unbelievable. The lad is 20 years old, and has been injured for most of his time here. A loan, I'd understand....but it's idiotic for a club like Cardiff to write off such an investment so early.

58 points. That Sturridge penalty miss was really cost me. -3 for Sturridge for not scoring -2 for Sturridge missing -3 for Sterling Assist (and possibly bonus) should have been 68. Yaya, Silva, Mannone, and Adebayor to play tonight.

Lukaku out for the season apparently. Terrible night all around for Everton. I'm off to have a joyous wank.

No Coleman or Distin in Everton bus that has just arrived at Anfield. Barkley and Traore in the squad though. Will be a risk starting him in such a high tempo game after 5 weeks off, like.

Lukaku + Suarez to both score tomorrow is at 6/1. Fantastic odds imo considering both teams have a lot of their defenders injured, Suarez has a great record vs. Everton, and Lukaku has even a better record vs. Liverpool.

Yohan left on a high note, didn't he ?! He was fantastic for me these past couple of months. With him gone, I just replaced Remy with Adebayor. both almost same price, but I guess his supply line won't be as good now.

Why did you sell Alonso to Real Madrid? And it wasn't a good decision, was it ? f*** player power. When they get those nice pay raise to sign contract extensions, they should think of days like this that they can't just go whenever they want. He won't sulk. He wants that WC spot, and you're in a healthy position. Seriously, it's not as his value will diminish. France appear to have a piss easy route to WC quarter finals at least as well, so his value will only go up.

Absolutely baffling that the fact cunt is considering sale of Cabaye. You are 7 points off 4th, and will play almost all of your top 4 competitors at home. Why not even try to put up a fight ? It's as he's scared of getting back to Europe.

Arsenal have this fixture list in 10 day period: Liverpool (A), Man Utd (H), Liverpool (H), Bayern (H). Surely Wenger should field a weakened side for that FA Cup tie ahead of Bayern's visit

We have no fit central midfielders and have to start Gerrard-Henderson as a midfield 2. You'll run riot there, no worries . Apart from said Gerrard and Henderson who are both central midfielders..... To be fair, both are a lot better away from central midfield. In my opinion at least. Kenwyne Jones- Odemwingie swap agreed. Didn't see that one coming.

We have no fit central midfielders and have to start Gerrard-Henderson as a midfield 2. You'll run riot there, no worries .