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Elliot might start?

First stupid bet of the year: Real Madrid & btts, Newcastle & btts, Southampton & btts, Plymouth €2 returns €603

Was just looking at the Shanghai Shenhua squad as I read something about the Costa/China thing again and saw: http://i.imgur.com/oMeQJyC.png What a dream team

On their (edit: rumoured, but you get the idea of the logo) new shirt

Assist for Palace's 2nd

I missed out on €280 cause that daft Northern Irish team couldnt get a winner in the last 4 minutes

Is that full strength (from players available I mean) minus Defoe?

Starting for Ghana v Uganda in 5 mins

Krul in Sels out

I think it's what they call a 'joke'

Yeah, it is

fuuuuuuuck

Also didnt get the blatant pen for the foul on Modric

Navas has been unreal for Real, but that was well dodgy.

noooo

Real on the ropes. Don't end the unbeaten run to this lot ffs Wouldnt be out of character for this Real team to nick a winner at the death either though

fackin yes cunts trying to destroy the penalty spot. Modric should have got a pen earlier too

Ronaldo to miss the pen

Actually even more recently in the cup, August this season http://nr.soccerway.com/matches/2016/08/24/england/league-cup/sunderland-association-football-club/shrewsbury-town-fc/2334761/ He only wins in the cups

From starts, he's played in games they've won when coming on. There's a good argument in that tweet about it Seeing as he won't have started many games for City, when was the last time he won when starting? Could be absolutely ages ago Must be league only, he started in the cup for Sunderland in 2015 and they won 6-3 http://nr.soccerway.com/matches/2015/08/25/england/league-cup/sunderland-association-football-club/exeter-city-fc/2139145/ In the league, his last win from starting seems to be 7th May 2013, Man City 1-0 West Brom http://nr.soccerway.com/matches/2013/05/07/england/premier-league/manchester-city-football-club/west-bromwich-albion-football-club/1294005/

Been tussling with Lovren (and his shirt) too much

£50m for Stones

Looking forward to Pep's proper weird post match interview where he'll just give yes/no answers and look completely bewildered about life

Mate, his squad is only worth €540m. He needs time!