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http://i.imgur.com/kUvC379.png We all knew he is covering a bald spot but jesus

If he wanted to miss on purpose he would have deliberately skyed (skied?) it then pretended there was a divot or something. No chance he missed on purpose ffs

cant wait http://i.imgur.com/PcKOhYq.gif

I did not know that, wow. Mbemba is fucking incredible. Aye, it's easy to forget (or not realise if you didnt know). I was surprised too when I found out

Hope he and Mbemba are our starting CB's next seaso if we stay up. I have a feeling Rafa would get an "experienced" CB in, but surely surviving a relegation battle like this would be experience enough. They're building a great partnership. Mbemba is younger than Lascelles.. mental to think

https://twitter.com/ArmenianBaIIer/status/726439553876254723

We need to start playing football before the 46th minute. Shit first half again today

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 6m6 minutes ago Pardew has refused to speak to the press, apparently. Sent Keith Millen.

save lad http://i.imgur.com/poH6lDN.png

What about Norwich? Assuming they lose today they have to win/draw against Watford, same situation mackems would have with Everton. They have worse GD than us though so even if they did draw with Watford they'd need to win their last game and get past our GD

Ok, SO.. If we beat Villa (a) next weekend, and Sunderland lose to Chelsea (h).... Sunderland will HAVE to win or draw against Everton in midweek, or else they're relegated. That's the dream. Our game against Spurs would be irrelevant

Cunts. Absolute fucking cunts. Who's their game in hand? Everton at home

fucking hell Darlow

Stoke 1-1 Sunderland FULL TIME

Stoke 1-1 Sunderland

sunderland penalty

Mitro

Colback could have gone down there and got the pen

Newcastle NEVER hold on to a lead like this, for this long. fuck this. I'm close to turning it off and hiding in a cupboard for 15 minutes

Ayoze coming on,

We need another. If it stays like this by the last 5 minutes we'll be defending in our 6 yard box

YES DARLOW

Not a hand ball at all. fucking cunt

penalty

Townsend Fucking peach of a free kick