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Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 26s26 seconds ago View translation #NUFC at @GatesheadFC: Darlow, Janmaat, Haidara, Lascelles, Williamson, Anita, Colback ©, Gouffran, Cisse, Sissoko, de Jong. Colback captain

Hope there's a random audio stream that just sounds like two blokes at the match like there was last summer

Lee Ryder twitter commentary

Sign Wijnaldum, things are looking up Then you see Gouffran on the team bus on the way to the first game

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That pic isnt him at all ffs :lol:

There you go: Does appear to be him. Did Hull submit a late bid?

Shit aiport picture: ☑ Now need one through a tinted car window entering the training ground

fuck no

You do with the state of our (current) CB's

How about 4-1-4-1 Tiote behind Cabella - Wijnaldum - Sissoko - Aarons. Cisse/Mitrovic/Ayoze up top. Not sure where it leaves de Jong, though I havent really seen a place for him in the side since he arrived No doubt Colback will be in the team too

Playing two different XI's in each half so I'd assume so. There'll be two different XI's in each half of the first game in America too

£14.4m? Our 3rd highest transfer fee paid ever

We should offer Obertan, Williamson, Elliot, Gouffran & £8m

£7m? Snap their fucking hand off

Seeems it's the Guardian saying Palace

Is it not 10.5m "rising to" 13m based on.. stuff? Cabella at 12m is close at least Only Shearer and Owen have been signed by us for over 13m though.

Can actually see Sissoko or Tiote getting it. I'm really hoping McClaren and the new coaches can get Tiote back to his best or near it. The way he turns into danger, holds the ball too long etc are all stuff that can pretty easily be coached out of him. Something the incompetent twats who went before never realised, unsurprisingly.

Just read that Palace are in for him

The production quality is GCSE multimedia level. Proper Microsoft word art all the way through There's a video up now of an interview with Paul Simpson. The audio only comes out of the left speaker ffs He speaks really well though. Million percent better than any of the 2 previous "assistant coaches" ever could. No licks for a start

Love how there's always something to complain about You guys really need to be more upbeat. I see it more as an observation than a complaint

Much rather we spent that £28m on Austin and a CB. Cough up the £15m QPR wanted, and there's £13m for a quality CB. Instead we get another midfielder to add to the 12+ we already have and an unproven striker who seems like a right twat

You'd prefer to start the known quantities Colo, Willo, or Saylor? I'd prefer to let the young, talented CB take his licks and gain PL experience. No, I'd prefer a new CB alongside probably Colo. Like someone said in the other thread, one of Colo, Taylor or Williamson is going to be a starter, 100%. Colo is dodgy as it is, never mind with a young Prem debutant alongside him. Get someone like Matip who can come straight into the side in. Ideally get rid of Williamson and have Taylor and Lascelles as back up. Maybe next season Lascelles might be better, but to suggest chucking him in as a starter now (even more so after his last season) is a bit silly imo

I thought Lascelles struggled to get into the Nottingham Forest side last season? ..and people want him starting for us?