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No visa for Tiote, that's why he's not there

I see Ryder has gone out to the US to follow/"report" on the team http://i.imgur.com/zS4RsQG.png fucking hell, he must be as amazed as everyone else that he has this job

Surprised no one else is mentioning Tiote to be fair. He's been forgotten about though, he did just disappear last season after the ACON

Premiership Winners: Man Utd Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Bournemouth, Watford, Leicester Overachievers: Stoke Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Depay? Season to Forget: Sunderland, same as always PFA Player of the Year: fuck knas PFA Young Player of the Year: fuck knas Manager of the Year: LvG First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Whoever is at Watford Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse if he stays How will we do in the cup competitions?: meh How will we do in the derby games?: win and loss Domestic Championship Promotion: Hull & Boro Championship Relegation: fuck knas League One Promotion: fuck knas League One Relegation: fuck knas League Two Promotion: fuck knas League Two Relegation: fuck knas FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: fuck knas Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Valencia World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: shit When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: They wont How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 2 How will De Jong get injured this season: "calf strain" will turn into 5 months out

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not a #9 though

Data tracker? On his gut? :lol: Did he eat it?

Tiote will probably be in his plans and he knows him from Twente. He's also looked the best "captain" we've had in the past few years whenever he's had it. So.. him. I would say de Jong, but you can't trust his injury record enough to give it to him. Not a fan of a RB being captain to be honest, much as I like Janmaat. He's not much of a leader, either?

Wouldn't say that, Austin's goal record is far more impressive, albeit in poorer leagues. He's 4 years younger as well. Really though? Is Belgium any better than the championship (apart from a couple of teams) He's comparing Austin and Cisse

Wouldn't say that, Austin's goal record is far more impressive, albeit in poorer leagues. He's 4 years younger as well. Really though? Is Belgium any better than the championship (apart from a couple of teams)

'kin hell his missus https://instagram.com/charlottepirroni/

fuck off is Thauvin worth £12m plus Cabella load of bullshit

My mate has had a collapsed lung 8 times, had surgery more than once and it still happens. It is common, and is likely to happen again

Really hoping Bigi comes good. Though he looked like he could turn into a quality player when he had that little run in and around the 1st team. Then he just vanished (probably after the "coaching" he got from the last lot)

probably 99% of that is wrong Think I worded it wrongly perhaps. The season after the one we came fifth I mean. He was subbed a lot during that one if I remember correctly. the same thing? I posted the stats above

probably 99% of that is wrong In 2012/13 (prem stats) Played 19 Started 16 Sub on 3 Subbed on vs Liverpool (h) at HT, Newcastle 2-0 down Subbed on vs West Brom (a) on 77 minutes, score 1-1 Subbed on vs Sunderland (h) on 63 minutes, Newcastle 1-0 down Those 3 games came after he didnt play for 4 months (injury?). He started the games immediately after those 3, too

“I think Remy Cabella is a doubt for America,” revealed McClaren. “He has picked up a knock on his thigh and we find out the results of a scan on Saturday.”

"Remy Cabella, Paul Dummett, Cheick Tiote, Mehdi Abeid, Sylvain Marveaux and Rob Elliot are not on the tour as they all work their way back to fitness on Tyneside following injuries."

http://www.forvo.com/word/wijnaldum/ He definitely says Ry on his intro video. Probably just accent

He's 20 years old, scores goals for fun and he has a better scoring record in Belgium than Romelu Lukaku. That makes me excited. Wait, wasn't Lukaku like 16 years old when he played in the Belgian league? Is it even that good anyway? Lukaku is hardly great now Aye.. Hopefully he'll come good, anyway

What are people basing the excitement for Mitrovic on? He seems like a twat and has only played in 2nd rate leagues. When he has played in europe, his scoring has been average, if that. By no means am I saying he's bad (because I simply don't know) or would be a bad signing, but I'm not sure I understand the hype as of now. (or the price tag, if £15m is true)

Yes it is real This was the actual pic http://i.imgur.com/dBWajsM.jpg Here's another http://i.imgur.com/pj2KP9I.png From a friendly today

Bad picture, bad angle, taken from the wrong side etc etc