Andy84

He's definitely got the players to bail him out at Palace similar to here. Probably needs a striker to go with it

This is actually happening

Maybe we'll sign someone when they all f*** off to America at the weekend. "No signings are imminent while the team are in the USA, however the club hope a breakthrough in the week after the next fortnight and the days that follow"

Even 11 novices would surely try and park the bus after a while?! Bet they're just attention whores doing it on purpose. It amounts to 1 goal every 2 minutes, it's insane Even the most basic timewasting would have yielded a smaller score. http://youtu.be/nxykqi_Nu6A

Soccer Sauce ‏@soccer_sauce #NUFC back in active discussions with #PSV over the signing of Georgio Wijnaldum this weekend.Progress being made Worst Twitter account ever

Leicester have 12m bid for Austin rejected

Likely to happen, mackems love a loan

I'm sure we monitored him, it will be an honour to see him line up for Stoke

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Teams/CoachingStaffIndex

What sort of midfielder is he? Is he creative and can he score goals?

Derby have just tweeted Simpson is leaving

Apparently close to signing Downing. Now aged 30 you can trust the mackems to put him on a huge 4-5 contract

Konoplyanka to Spurs

January is the real test

Sky reporting Benteke won't sign a new contract at Villa

That video

Taking about area, this bloke used to play for Burnley FFS. This is just boring, sign for Southampton and be done with it

Dost is the new Gamiero

We have probably just decided to mothball our transfer plans until summer 2018/19. We love a mothball

Don't know much about him but to the people who do, is he capable of 20 PL goals? Or is he likely to be a Riviere

That smart Twitter 'ITK' lass reckons we won't pay QPR's valuation for Austin

Neil Farrington ‏@Neilfarrington Dutch columnist, on Georginio Wijnaldum & #nufc link: "Wijnaldum better to wait for a stable middle-class team like Everton/Stoke/Swansea." Not sure if or

Can see us going on our yearly decent run in October/November again

Will sign for West Ham

Would be good. Points on the board first game