Andy84

Need planes to land on Northumberland street for it to count as Newcastle Airport tbh

We were utter gash against Spurs. We lacked shape and at times looked like the players didn't really know where they were meant to be playing. Was like Pards threw a group of forward players onto the pitch and said "there you go lads, you lot can work the rest out for yourselves". He lost us that game with the wrong tactics and selection Pochettino out-foxed Pardew today. Their plan was to push up & close us down asap. When that happens, players like Bolasie, Zaha, McArthur & Puncheon haven't got a good enough first touch under pressure. Our plan B was to then just hoof it upfield looking for our quicks a la Watford from the 1980's. Not good enough and will leave us in serious trouble, as other teams will just replicate spur's plan. 2 quotes from the Palace forum. Oh man

"The same desire to attack and defend "

So strange him being selected on Saturday. Everyone knew he was going to be worse than s***, the fans did, McClaren and his coaching staff deep down probably did. Yet he was selected and low and behold was worse than s***. We aren't blessed in that department but a Perez with De Jong combo would have been much a better option from the start.

PL?

Sick to f****** death of how much the "Diego Costa plays on the edge You just have to love him" line has been trotted out this weekend. When was the last time he scored a goal?

Eriksen such a good player

s*** keeping

Absolutely terrible first half. Players just looked shot of confidence and belief in what they were trying to do. Second was better but it was clear that in the 10 or so minutes after Jaanmats goal Watford weathered the storm and could deal with us pretty easily, no penetration in this team. For me we need PD in at left back and tbh I'd stick Taylor back in when fit for Colo, won't happen like but I think that's our best back four. Just have to hope Mitrovic can come back and have an extended run in the side and stay fit because we are desperate for that focal point up front.

Sums things up nicely. In 2015 we have won 2 f****** home games. 2.

Very good 2nd half

I'm at this. Just bored with it all

Win 2 nowt

Hate this 4-2-3-1 s***. It's never suited us

Has Carroll played any reserve games? Will be nowhere near match sharpness surely

Why is Kane this deep? Collecting it from the defence FFS

Top notch set piece routine there

Aguero off injured

What's going on

Wenger sat in the swan with the ice cream made me laugh a lot more that it should have done

Bullying FFS. What action should the authorities take like?

Watford have signed 12 apparently signing 3 more today

Everything has gone so well for him because literally the club and its personell have been an absolutely perfect fit for him. Low expectations last season after Warnock so no real pressure on him - hence the lack of his cowardly football as of yet. Decent base already there in defence and speedy wingers with a player in Murray who could grab them goals. No surprise they are better away from home and have been pretty poor at home. With the new signings they have made and their start the arrogance meter is really turning up. But we all know his methods/football are not sustainable long term. Matter of time now.

I know we are all in total paranoid mode but I really think this is a case of transfer Bingo from the Mail. If it's all over the place in the morning then aye but until then nowt to worry about man

This won't happen