Andy84

Quick wiki of his stats he's been roughly 1 in 2 games over his career. 38 goals in 39 games for Herenveen in 2011-2012? Or is he Peter Crouch?

Man, the thought of what lies in store for Palace Especially with him being a club "legend"

Juanmi off to Southampton according to the Spanish press

God this feels good. A complete break from the Pardew era

NO VALUE M8

'Arry reckons Andre Ayew is signing for Swansea

Would be happy if we signed Van Ginkel

Yep. The potential benefits of the appointment far outway the risks imo. He was as a fantastic leader on the pitch, hard as nails and commanded respect. No reason that he couldn't bring the same qualities as head coach. Having such a well known figurehead would surely make NUFC a more attractive proposistion for players this summer.

McLaren's record at Boro in the PL: 12th, 11th, 11th, 7th (League cup winners), 14th (UEFA finalists). Also got to 2 FA cup semi finals. Easy to see why this is Ashleys dream appointment

Will be appointed next week according to the Telegraph

Is there a more joyless club on the face of planet earth

Liverpool Fan Crying on TalkSport:

Tottenham are apparently willing to pay Burnley 12m compensation to Burlney for Ings

Bribery payments carried out via US banks. Nice one

Aye, plea deals already being ironed out by their legal reps here

Fully expecting this: 'Charnley and the NUFC board were massively impressed at how Carved handled a turbulent 5 months at SJP eventually guiding the magpies to safety and finishing above north east neighbours Sunderland. Carver will now be given the chance to stay on as head coach'

Pardew left in December. Still no resolution to this

Would make sense. Appoint him early and then make some signings so things can blow over

Mild scenes at the Bridge.

Hull to score after about 75 I reckon then things will become desperate

If he takes us down man It will be the most spectacular relegation of all time

Flying to Athens next week to sort out his move apparently . Certainly won't see him again for NUFC

Strong Man Utd side v Hull

Feeling quite relaxed about what will happen today. If we go then I can't feel like we've been hard done by, we will totally deserve it. If not it will be 'meh' that Hull managed to be even worse than us. Whatever