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:lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles.

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It's depressing that we're even contemplating ideas like that. Name me another Premier League team that does stuff like this? Taking a gamble on our league position by not wanting to pay anything near the going rate for manager and back room team? Ya know what I hope if they shit the bed and just promote from within I hope we fuckin go down. Maybe that would spur the fans into action, then again probably not.

Someone wake me up when they finally just give it Charver.

Who incidentally is doing quite well in a team that keeps it on the deck/gives him support/keeps him on the pitch

He looks to be a right sick note. 1 goal in only 7 appearances this year. Avoid.

The only way to force him out would be to simply stop going. Is he gunna want people to see his brand associated with a team playing in front of empty seats every game? Is he buggery. There isn't he appetite for this course of action though.

People tried to activate last year. Too many frigging groups tried to take a lead role in the proceedings and ended up fucking everything up though.

Hopefully mate. This wait is absolutely torrid though. Clubs in free fall, Charnleys playing pocket billiards and there's a guy here who ticks all the boxes and the fuckers are stalling so as to avoid strengthening the squad. It's so fucked up its unreal.

http://www.foot-sur7.fr/205495-news-transfert-newcastle-garde-sur-le-banc-toujours-pas-daccord This article seems to intimate that he'll fuck us off if he can't bring his own coaching team in. There doesn't seem to be any quotes to back it up mind.

Laudrup always came across as a bit of a slapped arse, all that shit about him not liking training when it rained too? Fuck that noise!

So simple it's not even funny. This appointment will probably be my doing or un-doing I believe; until Ashley is gone I guess. That's pretty much where I am atm. If a duffer/Charver gets the job then I'm washing my hands of the club until the fat cunts gone.

It'll be on deadline day is my theory.

They may as well put us out of our fucking misery and just tell us it's Carver.

Take it you read the mag the other day Never heard so much shite in all my life.

I concur. Fuck sake.

Every hour I log on here for some news, every hour I am left disappointed. Supporting this team really is a thankless task at times.

Me and my brother have actually had a bit of a set to with Morrison in a pub in Denton, him and one of his mates were flicking bits of beer mat at our kid and it all kicked off a bit. The lad is a fuckin scrote, he's had multiple chances at multiple clubs and if anything he's just painted himself to be a slightly more skilful Ranger. Wasn't he in court not long ago for threatening his bird and her mum saying he was gunna chuck acid on them? Classy guy.

All he does is sit on the fuckin fence man. Claims to be both a Sunderland and Newcastle fan. Ain't no one got time for that!

More than probably

Bollocks man, it'll be unbearable. He'll get it and make a pigs ear of it and all we'll hear is 'Silly geordies wanted one of their own and look what's happened'. This^^^^^ That fat prick Alan Brazil was waxing lyrical on talkshite about how all we want is a geordie owner and a geordie manager Lazy opinions from lazy fuckin supposed journo's boil my piss. All we want is a responsible owner who'll reinvest money made back into the team and a manager who'll get the best out of a fairly talented young crop of players and not leave them to rot in the reserves because they don't track back or perform a textbook cushioned header

John Fuckin Carver though? The same John Carver who threw away the lead at home to Burnley! 3 fucking times!!! That John Carver? Oh right. Seems an excellent decision. Fuck me. If its true and it is him then the club can royally get to fuck. It's like they're not even trying to hide the fact that they love pissing us all off anymore.

If its Carver they'll be a fuckin riot. Scratch that if its Carver, we may be forced into actually doing something for a change, something like not turning up.

I think I'll actually bust a nut if we get Garde. I was being a sad cunt today at the gym and day dreaming about getting him in and then launching a raid on Lyon with Lacazette, Grenier and Umtiti following him. Then I came to my senses and shuddered as I imagined that cunt in his gilet, Sherwood waltzing into the hot seat

This just made me fucking piss :lol: :lol: :lol: