Noodles

Shola is an absolute liability, he plays, he does nowt for 200 games, comes on, scores and then people bum him to bits. He's league 1 quality at best. As for the rest of tomorrow, I'm absolutely bricking it. They proper have their gander up and we are struggling for goals outside of Remy. Can see a repeat of last year if I'm being honest but we can always hope. Either way I'll be getting fucked

It's becoming ever more clear that he sees us as just another extension of Sports Direct, only there to make profit It's by far and wide the most depressing time to be a fan of Newcastle at the moment, every other club spent the TV revenue, did we? Did we fuck. Every other club would be scouring the globe looking for a replacement to the world class midfielder we just lost, are we? Are we fuck. De Jong/Remy will both leave when their respective loans are up and we'll be worse off than the start of the season. I wasn't going out tonight but I sure as shite am now.

Few frenchies on twitter are saying Grenier has refused to even speak to us, dunno how reliable it is like.

Taylor is a born fuck wit. He needs to check the score line against Norwich, last time I checked it was a scoreless draw, hardly a thumb on the nose whilst waggling your fingers moment is it?

I hope to buggery Hatem doesn't start. He was clearly fucked after 65 mins and in the big games he doesn't understand the concept of being in a team.

Nearly midday and no news of another bid being launched. Fuck a duck

Just because he's got a lot of it doesn't mean he doesn't know the value of it.

My thoughts are that the higher ups have probably read the referees report and that the sending off was for the ghost headbutt. If you appeal on those grounds there might be a chance. . .

That's probably what Mike's given Joe in a swag bag to make him feel important and part of the talks. And a pat on the head too. Don't forget that.

Any paper that prints Owen Jones articles is always gunna be full of shite

It was written in the stars that Aulas would start running his gob again. Why can't he just shut it whilst we're still (presumably) around the negotiating table?

Oh dear Another french chairman mocking us Let em laugh. Ligue 1 will soon be on its arse when players start getting pissed of with the French government taking 75% of their wages. Aulas has consistently been a tool to deal with as well.

It nearly was 70 years ago. I'll get me coat. Other way around you tit. Naaaah it's all about perspectives innit

It nearly was 70 years ago. I'll get me coat.

Do not get your hopes up man, this is trademark nufc bidding In that we lie our arse off about bids actually being made?

I can see us missing out on this one for the sake of a few sheckles. The lad will go to the World Cup, have a stormer and command a bigger fee. The NUFC transfer fuck up merry go round goes on ad infinitum.