Noodles

Good post, you'd like to think Ashley isn't that fuckin tight that he wants to pocket the £3.5m that palace paid for Pards. Surely he'll be happy to let the club spend that in getting rid of the existing coaches/letting a new guy bring in his own staff. There again, I'm not so sure.

I see lee "shite-talk" ryder lost his shit on twitter last night Clearly didn't like it that people were calling him out on his bullshit.

Who is this chap? I want to get excited. French football journo, usually his info is very accurate.

Always found him a bit of a gobshite. Prefer Auclair. Nah Laurens is pretty decent. Always tends to give us bad news though Usually to tell us we ain't getting Lacazette or Grenier. Just hope he's right.

Gunnar Halle

:lol: :lol:

Personal reasons apparently. Seems like its all been sorted now.

There's more than a whiff of raw horse shit about this one

Went to view his tweets yesterday to find out I was blocked. No idea why so I did a search to see if I've ever tweeted him. Just the once: Graeme Bailey ‏@GraemeBailey Jul 13 Mike Ashley is funding some very good deals for Newcastle. I said as much earlier this summer, only to be met with tirade of abuse. Adam Jackman ‏@nemtizz Jul 13 @GraemeBailey Let's all suck his dick for doing his job. Where's the TV money? Where's Ba's replacement? 8 years for Pardew? MA is a LEGEND. Soft c*** tbh. He's a fucking massive cunt bubble. He blocked me for calling him out on Lacazette and Alderweireld who were dead certs according to that fat fuck.

Any new news regarding Garde or are we still fucking about?

Graeme Bailey is my favourite at the moment for absolute downright fibs at the moment. Since he moved to Goal it's like he's a licence to preach utter horse shit.

That looks really promising! Anyone care to tell us how he sets his teams up? Is he attacking/cautious? I'm pretty ignorant to French football tbh.

He needs to turn it into 1st to appease us deluded Geordies. He's from even further south than that london, I hate him already. :lol:

Bailey is always slow on the uptake recently. He also made a crock of shit up in the summer about us getting Aldeweireld and Lacazette.

:lol: All we'll do is bend over and ask Ashley if he'd like another go on our hoop. It's all we seem to be fuckin good at at the moment. There again we could always try and stage another walk out and then let NUST make a complete twat of it again.

I thought that too. In fact it's a bit of a wet dream of an article as far as we're concerned. Unfortunately I just can't see any of em fancying the job with the parameters that are currently in place. No funds, sell your best player every window, club control what is said to the press and an optimum finish is mid table every year. No manager worth his salt would even touch us.

And watch us win two games for the rest of the fucking season. What a joke.

Obertan then?

Financial fair play has pretty much killed off any interest me may have had from a super rich oligarch/sheik type investor anyway. An already tiny pool of potential suitors pretty much ran dry after they invoked that cluster fuck of ruling. All to protect the bigger clubs. Cunts.

The thought had crossed my mind, especially with the takeover rejection news today, but somebody needs to stump up the money to buy us, a club that has seemingly been available to purchase for years, nobody has shown an interest have they? Have we been actively touted on the open market recently though or has Ashley just been happy to skim the tv money and any excess revenue he can?

I think Carroll became the bench mark for scouts being careful with strikers with a few months of premier league football experience Don't care what any fucker says, that was the deal of the century!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-spend-100million-right-8378653 Pavel Srnicek with his ever insightful "I've been hearing on the radio in the Czech Republic.........." stories.

"We reveal the shortlist" Yeah you and every other arse rag that has spewed out about 8 candidates Let's just name names until someone's hired and the chron can claim credit for bringing it first. They know about as much as the fuckin rest of us. Lee Ryder is the biggest penis of all as well. The mans got about 4 million ways of responding to a question without actually giving an answer. He might as well just say he doesn't know.

Fuckin no chance we'll pay a fee after passing him up for nowt?!

Down to dickheads on twitter and that though, not Evans fault really is it? Not like he's doing a Michael Myers and pursuing her or owt. His website and family haven't helped like. Yeah I'll concede the point there. Hardly been the classiest of advocates for "justice" it must be said.