Noodles

There's more than a whiff of raw horse shit about this one

Went to view his tweets yesterday to find out I was blocked. No idea why so I did a search to see if I've ever tweeted him. Just the once: Graeme Bailey ‏@GraemeBailey Jul 13 Mike Ashley is funding some very good deals for Newcastle. I said as much earlier this summer, only to be met with tirade of abuse. Adam Jackman ‏@nemtizz Jul 13 @GraemeBailey Let's all suck his dick for doing his job. Where's the TV money? Where's Ba's replacement? 8 years for Pardew? MA is a LEGEND. Soft c*** tbh. He's a fucking massive cunt bubble. He blocked me for calling him out on Lacazette and Alderweireld who were dead certs according to that fat fuck.

Any new news regarding Garde or are we still fucking about?

Graeme Bailey is my favourite at the moment for absolute downright fibs at the moment. Since he moved to Goal it's like he's a licence to preach utter horse shit.

That looks really promising! Anyone care to tell us how he sets his teams up? Is he attacking/cautious? I'm pretty ignorant to French football tbh.

He needs to turn it into 1st to appease us deluded Geordies. He's from even further south than that london, I hate him already. :lol:

Bailey is always slow on the uptake recently. He also made a crock of shit up in the summer about us getting Aldeweireld and Lacazette.

:lol: All we'll do is bend over and ask Ashley if he'd like another go on our hoop. It's all we seem to be fuckin good at at the moment. There again we could always try and stage another walk out and then let NUST make a complete twat of it again.

I thought that too. In fact it's a bit of a wet dream of an article as far as we're concerned. Unfortunately I just can't see any of em fancying the job with the parameters that are currently in place. No funds, sell your best player every window, club control what is said to the press and an optimum finish is mid table every year. No manager worth his salt would even touch us.

And watch us win two games for the rest of the fucking season. What a joke.

Obertan then?

Financial fair play has pretty much killed off any interest me may have had from a super rich oligarch/sheik type investor anyway. An already tiny pool of potential suitors pretty much ran dry after they invoked that cluster fuck of ruling. All to protect the bigger clubs. Cunts.

The thought had crossed my mind, especially with the takeover rejection news today, but somebody needs to stump up the money to buy us, a club that has seemingly been available to purchase for years, nobody has shown an interest have they? Have we been actively touted on the open market recently though or has Ashley just been happy to skim the tv money and any excess revenue he can?

I think Carroll became the bench mark for scouts being careful with strikers with a few months of premier league football experience Don't care what any fucker says, that was the deal of the century!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-spend-100million-right-8378653 Pavel Srnicek with his ever insightful "I've been hearing on the radio in the Czech Republic.........." stories.

"We reveal the shortlist" Yeah you and every other arse rag that has spewed out about 8 candidates Let's just name names until someone's hired and the chron can claim credit for bringing it first. They know about as much as the fuckin rest of us. Lee Ryder is the biggest penis of all as well. The mans got about 4 million ways of responding to a question without actually giving an answer. He might as well just say he doesn't know.

Fuckin no chance we'll pay a fee after passing him up for nowt?!

Down to dickheads on twitter and that though, not Evans fault really is it? Not like he's doing a Michael Myers and pursuing her or owt. His website and family haven't helped like. Yeah I'll concede the point there. Hardly been the classiest of advocates for "justice" it must be said.

I'm saying I've never been in the situation bud. I know I'd never ever go out with the intention of rape but I also know that if any of the women I'd ever brought back and shagged when I was younger decided to cry rape then I'd be probably in the same boat as Evans. It's be my word against hers and all down to who had the best brief. Food for thought eh?

We may a coach that does everything in his power to ensure we get another couple of seasons out of him. We may also get Curbishley

Actually he probably wouldn't. This isn't just any crime though it's the most heinous crime I can think of. I don't get how anybody's sticking up for a rapist TBH. What's the alternative bud, he pays for a mistake for the rest of his life? When is he allowed back into the fold of society so to speak. He's served his time at her majesty's pleasure so he's square with the house. You get a very short career as a footballer so why shouldn't he be allowed back to work as long as he fulfills the terms of his licence. Or Do we shun him, not allowing him gainful employment all down to a stupid drunken mistake? I have never when drunk come close to rape. I've never known anybody in my life who has either. You can't drunkenly rape somebody by an accident under any circumstances. In fact mate it's pretty much the one thing that's impossible to accidentally do and f*** yeah, if when you have a drink you feel the urge to rape something I don't really think you should be walking out and about the streets. Tbf mate I doubt we've both been in a drunken situation with shit loads of women throwing themselves at us to the length they do to professional footballers. It's not like he's waited in a dark alley with his Bally on and his cock and balls out is it? He's been out, brought a bird back and knobbed her when they were both pissed and she said that she said no. It's a funny one and no means no but I've never been in the situation where I've been surrounded by faff and off me kite on booze and fuck knows what else.

Down to dickheads on twitter and that though, not Evans fault really is it? Not like he's doing a Michael Myers and pursuing her or owt.

Never been a no1 though has he? I think we've got to go foreign. We've had a dearth of British managers since Bobby who have done next to fuck all. Bit of a change of culture won't hurt at all.

That's a solid point.

Actually he probably wouldn't. This isn't just any crime though it's the most heinous crime I can think of. I don't get how anybody's sticking up for a rapist TBH. What's the alternative bud, he pays for a mistake for the rest of his life? When is he allowed back into the fold of society so to speak. He's served his time at her majesty's pleasure so he's square with the house. You get a very short career as a footballer so why shouldn't he be allowed back to work as long as he fulfills the terms of his licence. Or Do we shun him, not allowing him gainful employment all down to a stupid drunken mistake?