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’Arry Redknapp

Sean Dyche

I’d actually say Hodgson is more of a sir Bobby type. English gentlemen globetrotters.

Not sure I’d call him a PFM actually. Quite different to the rest here.

Warnock

Proper football manager

I hear Bruce wasn’t in the dressing room at half time. Explains why we were much better in the 2nd half.

Empoli win! Mint

Empoli 1 up v Juve with 15 mins left

Lazio put 6 past Spezia. Immobile hattrick.

Bigger chance he’ll resign (he won’t)

Pen?

Lejeune and Joselu started for Alaves last night. 0-3

Napoli-Leicester

I hear it’s good, shame about the far right cunts though.

Hellas-Inter Handanovic fucks up, fine chip, 1-0 Hellas

He’s a rapist who shouldn’t be allowed to play football, but congrats, good signing. You should win the lot now.

Another reason to not give a single fuck about this PL season.

Not being middle class like Southampton

Pretty good performance from Sampdoria against a good team. They need to buy a forward now, no attackers on the bench today and Gabbiadini injured, looked bad.

Jones promoted is the best we can hope for But I think Bruce will be here for years to come

The season starts tomorrow

VAR-tastic

Think I’ll focus on the late games; Napoli v newcomers Venezia and Roma-Fiorentina.