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Lee Clark new DoF of Newcastle Blue Star FC. Their shirt is pretty lush I think.

Mike Ashley has done a great job lowering expectations, you have to admit

It’s the Ashley way

One of the best ever in the PL

Bruce is so clueless it's not true Dubravka is the real problem though

He’s the least of our worries

Staggering. It really is.

'Still 0-0' ”0-2, we’ve done well”

Brewcie’s pre-match team talk leaked?

Don’t think we even have the ambition to counter attack.

That team

It’s a Mike Ashley’s NUFC takeover, what did you expect?

Football is simple.

Voted for Lampard

If this takeover happens I think I’ll buy an ASM shirt

This game, yes obviously. This season, no obviously not.

Lascelles-Schär is my preferred CB pairing.

Yeah, he’s taken them up from League 1, it’s not that strange

I’m still undecided. I like him and want him to do well, but god he’s no good on the ball.

Idiot boomers at pubs and idiot boomers at pubs on twitter. Is “boomer” the right on version of “snowflake”? I’ve lost track of what’s cool anymore. . . Boomer = someone born during the baby boom, 1940s-1960s

Them South Americans are all the same

Yeah, that’s the strangest comparison ever

Already a legend.