Collage

It’s started now.

Links all over and we’ve signed...nee one.

Who are on the bench?

Well yeah, because Colback.

3-5-2/5-3-2 I presume.

Whoscored says he played mostly through the centre but can play wide too. Ok, in that case his goal tally isn’t great.

So, he’s more of a forward/winger than a striker, right?

There’s only one CM we should sell and it’s not Shelvey.

”His record speaks for itself”, I’ve read it several times now. As it sure as hell can’t be his managerial record they’re referring to, has he released an album? The Sweeper Sessions?

IF we sign this guy we won’t do much else transfer-wise and it will be nowhere near enough.

Would be wonderful, just wonderful if this were to fall through. But of course it won’t.

Poor man's McClaren then

Not at all surprising if true as SB is McClarenesque.

If he's smart he'll run pure out the stadium like Forrest Gump. Run Almi Run

I was pretty fucking low during the Pardew era, feels like he was here a decade. But yeah, this is grim.

I’m trying hard not to give a shit.

Everybody reporting it though.

We’ll announce our first summer signing today, apparently. Kyle Scott from Chelsea.

MMA and painting. Sorry, just made me laugh.

What did it say? Ashley is refusing to pay the £5M. Source?

I hope they get it, as I know nothing and have no opinion of them whatsoever.

Yeah, the orchestra is about to play the final song, a string version of Blaydon Races.

Chops is the man.

I’d support that.

Carr was good at what he did, tbf.