Collage

Yep.

Bruce has been playing 1 or 2 forwards in pre-season though. We won’t see Miggy-Joey-Maxi together I’m afraid.

Yes.

Never been a big fan of Ritchie. Can be useful at set pieces thanks to his left foot, his crossing is ok and he scores the odd goal but doesn’t contribute much in open play.

Holding our future shirt? Cool. Wey, Lasogga is white.... Yes he is.

Holding our future shirt? Cool.

Sol Campbell's back.

No.

We can hope it’s a new manager.

Longstaff

Looks like Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.

They're not leaking information, I'll give them that. Nee one has a clue.

No. He's skinny.

All these decent-goodish signings who'll be managed by Steve Fucking Bruce. Like buying a 12 year-old a Ferrari.

You've got to mix it up a bit. Think Mourinho.

So, he’s written a book called Striker but doesn’t know what it is.

Who are the five strikers btw?

Dear God, give the gimp a pair of clippers. Fucking sleeve tattoos like hes actually a somebody whereas in reality hes a fucking nobody This cunt needs shooting man Aye. Cos sleeve tattoos definitely mean you're a somebody. It means you’re a footballer.

Exactly.

Would be a pointless signing IMHO.

Really? I think he’s shit.

”Potential”

Meh. He’s not a #10.

It’ll be like under McClaren, more or less.