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I think they will, but a couple of players will need to be sold to fund it They have 26 days. Label me sceptical.

There’s no way those sloths will spend £50m.

Will be loans and free transfers.

I wouldn't, I still know people now that hold fond memories of Pardue "but he got us to 5th". We need someone worse! I find it staggering that people have watched Pardew's FA Cup dance and still think there could be someone worse. Joe Kinnesr would give him a run for his money like. I can laugh at Kinnear, he’s an involuntary jester the senile old git. Pardew is just a horrible, horrible person. Nothing redeeming about him.

I can

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next. I want Charnley. I want maximum hilarity. Someone who'd make Joe Kinnear seem like a sensible choice.

Would be funny. But I dread to see who's next.

Might take up crack cocaine.

WAR CHEST, if you please

I just clicked on it Me too.

Against Monaco, wasn't it?

Shelvey forcing a smile Why no shirt sponsor, are Fun88 out?

Sounds familiar this summer. Its almost exactly the same as the fakeover. Yeah, I don’t get it though The so called takeover was a smoke screen, but this...?

So, various sources say it’s done and dusted, but we haven’t even made an approach for him? Wtf?

What does it matter? It’ll just be another loser instead.

Best young player we’ve developed in years and he’s sold after 9 PL appearances. Depressing.

He’ll be 60 next year.

Chants of ”You fat Geordie bastard, get out of our club” would actually be quite funny

Aye, seems like it.

Don’t think it’s done yet, but hard to see it not going through at this point.

And the media will just lap it up.

”I will sit down with Lee in the coming weeks and discuss potential targets” yada yada

Fuck me. The deliberate sabotage continues.