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What about it? Kick off now

Seaton Delaval v Blue Star

We’re a joke

And don’t forget that we love locals and hate Cockneys no matter what

This season will be fun

Batshuayi would be very good, i.e no chance in hell

Can’t be arsed with most of it Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Spurs Relegation: Newcastle, Villa, WBA Overachievers: Leeds Underperformers: Newcastle Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 18th Top Goalscorer?: Will Bruce still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Shelvey FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Spurs Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Real or PSG Other Will the season be postponed due to COVID in the next season? No

Indeed, but can’t see it happening

How much would we get for Joelinton?

It’s always like this. 6 centre backs and 1 left back. 7 CMs but no striker. Etc.

It’s not even a certainty that we’re offloading one of our CBs. We just seem to sign players for any other reason than that we’ve identified a hole that needs filling.

My marquee signing in FM20 Mobile, he’s been amazing.

Think I’ve mentioned it here before; Bruce is a dream come true for Ashley. He’s like Pardew, i.e a yes man who’s delighted just to have the job, but he’s less detestable and a Geordie which means a considerable portion of the fan base (not on here, obviously) will accept him.

Think it’s more that he knows fuck all about football and is scared of hiring anyone who’s not a complete yes man.

Visionary or mentalist? Either way, pretty much the opposite of ”Let’s play”

Read that Mario Balotelli is available on a free. Would have him, for the laughs if nothing else.

Kenny Wharton left the Blue Star this week. Wonder if Clark has got a former Toon player up his sleeve?

We’re tramps rooting through dustbins, no wonder other clubs are offering alms.

It all comes crumbling down...

Absolutely It’s fascinating though, like watching a car crash.

:lol::lol: I mean, he was. He was completely anonymous. I'm not sure why everyone is acting like he's 28. I’m not sure why you’re acting like he’s not the best player ever.

I have to say, these transfer rumours don’t fill me with excitement.

Great signing if true. I think he’ll have better offers though. Can score goals, apparently. Crazy.

https://twitter.com/ridgwellandy/status/1298704940035121152?s=21 *Partridge shrug*