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Year Zero

The question is; can we top the ’Pardew leaving’ gifathon?

I have a meeting with my boss today, will probably get sacked. Needs to be balance in the universe.

only worth £18bn the daft cunt in the event he is a shite chancer and things go wrong i'll still take it because it means there's movement of some sort and we're rid of ashley...honestly thought he was gonna strangle the life out of us until he died, which he still might How much is Ashley worth? not £18bn, why? Genuine question as I don’t really know.

only worth £18bn the daft cunt in the event he is a shite chancer and things go wrong i'll still take it because it means there's movement of some sort and we're rid of ashley...honestly thought he was gonna strangle the life out of us until he died, which he still might How much is Ashley worth?

What the absolute fuck...stayed offline yesterday evening and this is what I wake up to...

Sounds suspiciously good...

Croak croak

He’s a left back, so we won’t sign him.

God. Glad I’m not this miserable.

I’m amazed a poster would come out with that.

It’s not that bad.

Well done sir

Would love Mata tbh.

Modern journalism. Not about being accurate or articulate, just about being fast.

We know fuck all

Aye Journalism has really gone down the drain

Sounds too good to be true, obviously.

My guess is in the middle or the end of the week.

Will never catch on.

He can probably do a good job in a role like that.

Taking over at Celtic? Bet he would love to go somewhere where he would actually be able to win trophies.

Hands off you scum