Collage

I agree.

The shooting in this game hasn't been great

Carroll Would have been ace

David Moyes and Kevin Nolan Grim.

Ffs Lascelles

We should definitely win this

Well, he is untouchable

Is Almiron unfit like? Why would you ever start with Carroll and leave him out? Good old 4-4-2, big lad & small lad up front

Bruce. If Darlow keeps a clean sheet or 2 by some miracle expect Dubravka to be dropped for good sold.

Poor man's James Pearch.

Finger on the pulse, still

Yep

Looking forward to seeing Lewis, have a feeling I'll like him. And Wilson of course. Fucking hate Steve Bruce though.

4-3 v Liverpool eh. The new entertainers.

Impressive. Great football.

Harrison’s goal was stunning. Pure class.

Bielsa

As said, Ashley’s wet dream; the Geordie Pardew

I agree, but I’m sure he’ll be entertaining to watch this season

Should be 2-0 Zaha

Another free kick for River Plate

Semi-interesting this with the new lads

Eze! Interesting

Willian-Lacazette-Aubameyang is a tasty front 3

Is that really Ashley then...