Collage

Headline totally misleading.

Yeah, certainly reads as if he’s here for the long haul. But who knows.

He's off to Sevilla I guess.

The whole football world knows what we're like. Thanks Mike.

We've got our own 1 goal in 2 seasons type strikers already. Hihihi

He's only 22 and that's the only season he's played regularly tbf

Haven't seen Ramirez much, but that 1 goal in 2 season at Malaga seems to be a one-off? Hasn't scored yet for Everton, only scored a few for Barca.

We're sending scouts now, 6 days before the window closes? Mint.

Next!

What Shearer cost back in ’96

Great game so far.

Dan Gosling's number. A lot to live up to.

A bit underwhelming. But seems to have decent technique for a big lad.

Some depressing reading; ranking the 24 strikers signed under Mike Ashley: http://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-24-strikers-signed-newcastle-mike-ashley/

Callum Wilson Not convinced at all.

For £20m? Yeah, I'll turn my nose up at that.

The £20m don't make sense though.

Not a striker.

Karl Toko Ekambi?

7 goals in 14 games this season, 12 in 28 last season.

Noooooooooo

Well, he IS named after Robert F.Kennedy, according to Wikipedia.

Some Chinese club, apparently

It'll be a case of "is it this one, no, is it this one, no, oops transfer window closed".