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Shola hat-trick coming up.

That cross from Marveaux

Carver on the phone with the guru, panic in his eyes.

Proper Lukaku goal that.

Bayern securing the title.

Chacha?

They're c***s too. Yeah, we should all cheer for the genuine, classic club of Paris Saint-Germain, formed in 1970.

Best team on the day won. "Crisis"

Decent penalty

Messi Shite stream

That pass from Xavi Edit: Or was it Messi?

Messi is breaking records like Pardew.

Compared to our games this is a different sport.

Messi!

Shit, Benzema again

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 10 min Good to see a new face in the #Nufc dug-out today.

The 50k people going to the game care I reckon, they don't want to waste their afternoon watching a shower of s***. Personally I'm desperate for us to get a positive result as I'm bringing over 40 kids from the team I coach here in Scarborough - all of whom are about 8/9 years old. Apart from me and my bairn they're all Leeds / Hull / Chelsea / Man Utd / Liverpool / etc etc a decent result / performance and I may just be able to convert some of em! Not happenning... is it? You should probably take them to the Scarborough Fair instead.

I know. "My fans". Like he's Beyonce or something.

Don't think they'll annihilate Man U to be fair. They'll give them a gentle spanking a la same way they did to Arsenal. Arsenal are clearly a better team than Man U though, plus they'll miss van Persie badly.

Will be good fun to see Bayern annihilating Man U. Overall good draw, interesting games. A shame that BVB got Real though.

AWAY, that is. Sorry. They never won away against these clubs.

No they didn't. They weren't exactly exciting to watch and not once during Moyes' reign, not once, did they beat Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool or Man United. Not once in what was it, 11 years? That's quite astonishing, and telling. Moyes is a pragmatic small club manager, just like Pardew. Maybe he'll rise to the challenge, but then again maybe he won't.

I said Man City before the season started and I'm sticking with it.

Arsenal in 03-04, "The invincibles", arguably the best team of the Premier League era, hadn't. In fact they only had two Brits in their regular starting XI (Ashley Cole and Sol Campbell). I don't think that Arsenal team from that season is a fair yardstick, really. They were incredible and that season allowed us to draw 17 games and still have a shout at 4th. What are you saying here exactly? They're not a fair yardstick, they were incredible...you can't have it both ways.

Arsenal in 03-04, "The invincibles", arguably the best team of the Premier League era, hadn't. In fact they only had two Brits in their regular starting XI (Ashley Cole and Sol Campbell).