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Newcastle fans the last few days

We have sold them to Chelsea for 30m. In a shock turn of events we are buying the Stamford bridge name for 30m.

Let's get a head start on next year's financial black hole I suppose.

Yes

You're still thinking about the glut of shit keepers we bought aren't you?

Clubs management and future prospects sold, PSR saves the day again. Glad we didn't go bankrupt yesterday, small graces.

Do feel for the lad like, he deserves so much more than Southgate has thrown his way. Englands loss is Newcastle's gain I suppose, just hope he's not too disheartened after this shitshow of a euros.

Nah he can't claim shit for that mind, and commentators can fuck off trying to attribute it to some master plan from gareth

Disgustingly undeserved, from and England fan

Gareth's fear of making a sub confuses me as much as today's nufc transfer news.... Utterly. Fucking. Baffling

Forest with shelvey and wood fresh in their mind stuck their hand down the back of the sofa and found some greek regen 10th choice GK.

Are they forgetting their current no.1 is keeping him out of their team, a keeper who we barely deemed good enough as backup. I'm actutely aware this guy might be a bit pony

I'm sick of it. Sometimes I think the top brass at Newcastle don't truly understand what the fans want.... And that is this..

It would be an honour to sign forests 3rd choice keeper* *Just incase Masters or PL are monitoring the forum

As someone mentioned above... Forest "ok we will pay an overinflated fee for Elliot and help you, but take this millstone around our neck first"

I just don't even know what I'm looking at anymore. The PL has become some weird experiment

We laugh, but might the PL scrutinise these fees?

All the other clubs mooted (Chelsea,Everton,villa,forest) have done transfer work in the run up to this deadline tbf. The other posters may have been onto something with the Bruno clause putting the brakes on any potential sales until it was certain he was staying. Or, we fucked up. Pick your poison.

Return of the king...

I have impeccable timing

Not arguing or anything, but what would you consider his value? I'd say 15m would be absolute tops for him, he's not got a lot behind him to back up anything more, other than maybe our fanbase hopes he would come good.

Yep complete inevitability, and nobody is safe when the likes of Man city/Madrid/Bayern etc come knocking on the door for your top players.

Seems sad to let him go because of this PSR bullshit, as realistically we would give the lad a little bit more time to prove himself considering he had an injury setback. Unfortunately we aren't allowed that time, and we have a lot of undesirable saleable assets we can't move on in time/for a sufficient fee to satiate PSR. I hope he goes on to find his feet in the PL and come good on the early signs of potential he has shown, but the cold hard facts are he was down the pecking order here and we need to get used to player sales even if players show some potential. The harder ones to take will be the players who actually are critical to how we play, I'm not sure NO is ready for that scenario based on the last couple of days, myself included

It would tally with what has been suggested transfer work we needed to do. But you just know we will get a flurry of twitter posts today saying there is a 40m black hole in our accounts today which needs plugged.