Twinport53

AltiLOL.

Decent for a traffic cone.

Eh? That surely can't be right? I thought you were meant too break seats and write FTM on the toilet walls in shit?

Love a good nipple slip. Edit: NPW.

Jesus?

FYP

Imagine Rooney scoring that goal man... Na me either.

Would swap sides for Messi like.

HES EITHER BRILLIANT OR RUBBSISH? Fuck off Carlise you cunt.

Nigeria share a similar pain

Where is Mark Viduka when you need him?

GOLAXIOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Only in Newcastle

Bahahaha he is amazing

Atleast you haven't signed Sende...

Where do they find the pictures for the news articles man

FYP.

Hundreds of billions.

God Almighty. Get off the fence Ron.

Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy. - Now imagine Pardew shouting HOOFING IS QUICKER THAN RUNNING. MUG!

Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF!

Bet he walked in that room and seen the shirts and went, Ruined, Ruined, Ruined, Shit, Shit, Cunt, Shit.

Fuck did I just watch?

Done! http://i.imgur.com/BeKBJCz.png

He's a little cock tease like, he has retweeted about 30 NUFC related messages too him.