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Like talking to a wall.

Tragic that GeordieDean is an older bloke. You could forgive the stupidity and rashness of his comments if he was 12.

buT PArDs aNd BRuCE sAY hEs LAzY.

And Joselu in behind as the #10. keep up.

Nearly a full house if you believe the club.

That's what happens when you have absolute zero quality in the squad. Lets be honest we do not have 1 decent player at all. Just bang average shite and complete utter dross Can't believe Gayle and Merino got us to 10th by themselves last season.

Looks like i'm going to the Wolves game. Somebody has to support the team.

Imagine being thick enough to genuinely believe Rafas top transfer target was Rondon. "Mike, I don't want money, I merely want Salomon Rondon on loan."

Love him on WILTY like THATS FUJI NINE!

points make prizes. Statistics suggest you'll go down on points and not goal difference. The very GD that got us 10th

We've had the hardest set of fixtures to open our season, yet we have a better GD than Cardiff, Fulham, Huddersfield and Soton. We'll come good and Rafa knows it.

Well Mike sure fronted them up.

I miss HBA every day.

Things like this just make me love him more. Yup Do we have any stories like this from his time here so far, except for the "man on" with Lascelles trying to get home after training? Hayden hiding in the car when they stayed at the same hotel/flats? Might be mistaken like.

James who used to pump his lass for 6 hours straight while she had orgasm after orgasm? Of course he's a man planning for the future.

Geet up Rafa son.

How likely is it that we go down? (0 = no chance, 10 = nailed on)

I hear Ritchie is out for 9 month. Impregnated by a smile.

"If his brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose". Class

These guys need to lay off Ashley. He's installed a paddling pool and a transfer shed. What more do they want???

Christ

It's terrifying he could still be tied to us after we are sold because of 7 year Sports Direct contracts.

Impressive. I can't spell so what? I made a point if your contribution is to take the piss then congrats I can't speel neither mate, don't worry about it. Don't protonise the poor lid, Bumpy.

Kenedy is technically a LB, like.

Wait.