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Show him the coon.

The vine of him from the weekend, he's about to shoot and knocks the ball out for a goal kick with his standing foot and then falls over And they want 20 mil+ 34 goals in his last 50 leagues games. Aye, but if you look at it from my point of view we get him cheaper. Don't go bigging him up

FYP

When he said we needed to bolt the horse on, was the horse he used dead?

The vine of him from the weekend, he's about to shoot and knocks the ball out for a goal kick with his standing foot and then falls over And they want 20 mil+

So good :'( :'( :'( Comments section - "Bring him to Dortmund" "AC Milan need him" Yet couldn't get in Pardews XI or Steve Bruces Hull

Steve 'Timber' Harper.

Giovinco?

"In hindsight we were too one dimensional and relied too much on HBA who was GOD in open play.” "In hindsight we were too one dimensional and relied too much on Cabaye who was in a purple patch of free kicks and assists from open play.” "In hindsight we were too one dimensional and relied too much on Remy who was the best number 9 since Demba Ba” "In hindsight we were too one dimensional and relied too much on Demba Ba who was the best number 9 since Shearer” Etc etc etc

Always looking out for us think cunts on N-O is Stifler.

I could easily name 10. But yeah, never 20. Please go on... Off the top of my head, I'd say Shearer, Beardsley, Ferdinand, Cole, Lee, Speed, Cabaye, Batty, Given, Solano, Dyer, Woodgate, Albert and possibly Coloccini and Ba have been better for us. EDIT: And Ginola too. Tino wasn't bad either... Thought this was TCD arguing with himself for a second

The noise when he pings the ball for the 2nd goal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEM PASSES

Already creating goals

Hope he goes to McDonalds for breakfast and gets there at 10:31am.

He better f***ing not of said that like Sound. Well am away round Pards house to stick that GIF of HBA on the inside of his eyelids so he NEVER forgets.

He better fucking not of said that like

Well 2 of them were stupid enough to let him go in the first place. And Lille are interested in Gouffran. You decide.

Absolute filth

That's what a thought

Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just c***s the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the c*** smiled and what teeth he had were f***ing yellow as f***. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? One more time, just to make sure we get it?

Need goals not assists. He's shite.

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