Geordie Deb

Disgusted at the Ronnie Gill's antics. The bollocks over Carver is shocking. These people actually get paid to write this dross. How can thick as mince aggressive little toe rag Carver with a horrendous record any where he has been and calling fans out to fight only a few months ago be good enough in any way shape or form to manage Newcastle United? I know expectations have been driven down to an all time low but even so Charver for gods sake? The man should be laughed out of town not given air time

Howay Remi we need you now. The thought of Charver until summer doesn't bear thinking about. Those cringeworthy quotes re Mourinho. The man is a bloody buffoon

Love how he thinks history can just be wiped clean as apparently he wants his team to focus on what they can do rather than just stopping the opposition. Bit of an about turn for old Pards but media seem to think that's his philosophy he works to. Have they all been living in a cave for the past 4 years?

Wonder if he wants to see our 5 year plan or does that exist anymore? You know the one where we were following the Arsenal/Everton/Blyth (add team as see fit) model? Hopefully the facilities will get the nod of approval. Need to keep Carver/Stone etc out the way until he signs.Don't want to piss him off with that bunch of coaching dinosaurs

ugh blowing kisses to the crowd.

This one http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=150410&page=13

Tactical? Mwahaha. They will soon learn he doesn't know the meaning of the word. Poor deluded sods

Tosser lapping it up walking on to the pitch. He gave the Crystals a wide berth with the cameras there

Alan Pardews Red and Blue Army - twats

My god could he sound any less enthusiastic. He knows this is not the move he planned next and it's plain to see in his interview. In his deluded mind he no doubt expected to leave Newcastle for a top 4 club or the England job but instead has ended up at Palace. Can't wait to see how this all unfolds .

Charver is such a dinosaur. Same negative mindset as the King. Hope to christ lard arse doesn't give him this permanently. Need some fresh blood and new ideas in. How in god's name does Gouffran start again and Cabella is on the bench

The King back at his Palace - it sounds so right. The gut wrenching thing is my husband is still a Palace fan being a souf Lundan boy from South Norwood, who was quickly converted to the Toon as his first team by my influence I may add. After hurling abuse at Pardew for the last four years he was raging at the news that he is now off to the Palace. Poor sod. Will we ever be rid of Pardew?

Had a bizarre dream last night that someone not only persuaded the King to leave but also handed over real money for the pleasure. Can you imagine someone PAYING US to take Pardew hahahhahaha You couldn't make it up.

Still in a state of shock it's actually happened. Christmas wishes do come true

Who are we to keep a legend from his adoring public? In the spirit of Christmas we should be selfless and let him go. Howay Parish do the right thing.

and there it is http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-aiming-higher-jobs-7687229

Not sure if this has been posted before. Seems to have him down to a T http://instamun.org/alan-pardew-is-pure-ridiculous-box-office/

But the King thinks he is so much better than managing Palace. When he was linked with them earlier in the year, I read a quote something along the lines of no disrespect to Palace but I would expect to move to a higher level job. Will have to find the quote but think he genuinely has his eye on the England job....

Stomach churning and that's only the thought of seeing that useless twat Williamson on the team sheet. Have a feeling Ayoze will nick it, but can also very easily imagine Poyet getting the upperhand over the King yet again as he's gonna rely on his purples isn't he. Hope we see Jonas that could be the only saving grace on what could be a turgid afternoon

Asked my son as he speaks spanish - bearing in mind I was reading it out over the phone so he probably didnt understand half of what I said, but the jist seems to be that Pardew told him in December, 20 days before his op that he should find another club but that Pardew told him he just wanted him to get better Jonas says he believes the decision was made for footballing reasons. Well we all know Pardew is a complete tosspot but to tell a man who has been an excellent servant of the club that he should do one, when battling cancer, is just unbelievable even for him. Funnily enough it also coincided with the team going to shit and Colo looking like he had thrown the towel in. Bet he was enraged with the management of the club towards his best friend.I think it's very relevant that Jonas has not thanked the club or Pardew and only ever the fans. Remember he said he paid for his own medical treatment etc. Anyway looks like Jonas is now in good form, people in Argentina are happy with his fitness and general health. He said before he finishes he wants to play for two clubs in Argnetina, one he has supported since a boy, local to where he comes from. He wants to come over here and play one more time. Anyway something along those lines

Fantastic news. Well done Jonas.

This is just a recurring nightmare, mental bloody torture. What the hell happened to Leicester they were woeful. If they had only shown a bit more class we were there for the taking. This is just seriously depressing. When you think one more loss and surely he's gone, then the slimey wa**er just get's the mimimum to survive and prolong this nightmare. I hate wanting the team to lose and feeling angry when we score. How sick is that, but that is what this club has driven many of us to.

Jeez is there anything we can get right. What a bloody shambles. Bet fat lad is fuming at the adverse publicity. Werent they spouting off it would be the biggest screen in the premier league?

Worst possible result, we're stuck with that slimey bastard until Christmas I bet with the fat man gambling we'll turn this around. Bloody Swansea could have killed it at 2-1, just got too complacent. Cisse who couldn't hit a barn door last year, now scoring for fun. What did we all do in a former life to deserve this torture.

3-0 to Swansea. Couple to Sigurdsson and Bony to slot one in as well. Heart wants a win but head says it must be another defeat to push up the fat man's stress levels and push him to binning Pardew.