Geordie Deb

No, no no and a thousand times no.

Feels like the fumigation is virtually complete to finally rid us of the contamination of the club by Pardew and his incompetent coaches. The era is over, well almost, when the useless Woodman goes to Palace. What's this about Clark as number 2? Not that useless alleged piss artist Lee Clark? Please No. We don't want any more chest thumping ex player useless geordie boys proclaiming their love of the club and asking gizza job cos a luv the Toon me. Let's try and think outside the box and get someone competent

After years of drudgery from Pardew and Carver, who cares if it goes tits up, if we have a bit of excitement along the way. Unproven managers got to start somewhere. Would rather an upcoming potential managerial talent like PV than boring journeysmen dross or desperados that we are likely to be foisted on us. As much as I would love to see this happen, I can't imagine him agreeing to work with the three amigos -our pathetic coaching team let alone receiving the necessary assurances from Chumley re signings that will be required.

Charnley is spineless, getting Charver to do his dirty work. What a pathetic little weasle of a man. Grow some you moron but no just happy to be Mike's lacky. Don't think he could take vitriol if it was aimed at him, he needs to be more of a target. His complacency and lack of urgency to find us a frigging manager are staggering.

Stay safe Jonas. What a man.

This is shit but only what we expected. The teaboy looks like he wouldn't say boo to a goose so no way was he gonna tell Charver to do one. Can just see him now, yes John I understand the pressures you were under, I agree no other manager in the galaxy could have achieved better, tell you what come back in July and we'll take it from there. Have a lovely hols

The only glimmer of hope I'm clutching on to is Ashley trying to redeem his shot reputation by beng interviewed on national TV for the first time in years. To state he wants success and to win something and a few days later to appoint Carver, would just be so ridiculous he would be a complete laughing stock. Unless the trying to distance himself from the appointment is his get out of jail card in his eyes. Man why can't we just have a normal claub/

Feel sorry for the lad. Not like we have form over the last few years of rushing players back for them to get crocked again within a game or two. Absolute penny pinching wankers who put players in this position.

Taking us all for mugs yet again. Can believe a lot of people swallowing this guff though - we need to support the lads. Absolute piss take.

Completely predictable from those pathetic bastards. The club is no longer our club. The one we loved is dead killed by greed, incompetence and stubborness. Hope they are relegated would serve the tightwad right.

What about approaching someone like Super Mac for advice? He's president of North Shields and a football guy so must have knowledge of how easy or difficult this thing would be to do.

So sad. Thoughts with him and his children at this terrible time

Pathetic response from her. Easily bought over by a slobbery phone call from Charver. She should be ashamed.

It's all about me, what a spineless knacker. Howay fans near the dugout ramp it up a bit more and he will blow, hilarious,

How much lower can this bell end stoop

That's John Gibson banned then

Hope he's nutted Carver

Fantastic achievement by AO. Hope the supafans inside SJP ask themselves what they achieved by being there

so the supafans support has really worked well today.

So how exactly are the supafans sitting in silence supporting the team. Absolute wankers

They might be heading up to the ground for the boycott at the Gallowgate at 330

Ian - Student thing probably out of context but as he flogs off the unsold tickets cheaply via the Uni's etc we need to raise awareness with them that if they buy them they will be undermining the protest. Students used to like a good protest so we need to cut off his route to boost bums on seats for the TV - that's assuming some of our lot stay away.... Should have said that earlier...

To think this once great footballing institution has been reduced to having this ridiculous cretin with his insane ramblings as manager, is truly breath taking and a damning indictment of everything that is wrong with our club. The proven liars and cheats who think it's fine to con the geordie public and we will just sit back and take it should be hounded out of the city. For anyone who goes into SJP for the Spurs game, you are contributing to the demise of our great club. You are helping to strangle it's lifeblood as if you were tightening the noose yourself. We have a choice to fight for our club and stand up and be counted by supporting the protests. I never thought I would be ashamed of some of my fellow geordies but watching them be walked over and taken for mugs by the regime and come back for more by turning up in their thousands to watch absolute shit under some skewed sense of loyalty makes my blood boil. The North East was always known as a fiercely loyal people who would fight injustice, defend their rights against the big guy, fight against closures by sticking together. The Jarrow marchers walked nearly 300 miles to London for the right to work. A lot of our lot think the ultimate sacrifice that they can'tpossibly manage is to stay out of the ground for 90 minutes on Sunday - they should hang their head in shame. When Ashley is trying to flog off spare tickets in their thousand to the Uni for students to buy for £15 they should be aware of the protest also so they are less likely to buy them.

Married to a South London lad who was a Palace but now Newcastle supporter. Lot of his relatives Palace fans who think I'm a deranged geordie nutjob - probably right... Can't believe I've been slagging Pardew off for last few years and behaving like a loon when announced he had gone. Clearly think I'm some sort of basket case for wanting rid of Super Pards whose done a 'triffic job with the boys since being back in the manor - yuk. If that numb nuts cretin Carver caves to his idol and we get trounced, don't think I'll be responsible for my actions. Almost having palpitations already at the thought of us losing. This is one game we cannot lose as can't bear to hear the level of smugness trip off the tongue of the silver fox. This is gonna be shit isn't it?

Incidence rate of a recurrent sponatenous pneumothorax is between 25- 50% with most occuring within the year after suffering the first one. The club medics should be aware of that and know the likelihood was high for him to get this again pretty soon. Who the hell are our medical team? They are either crap or the club arrogantly ignore their advice blinded by pound signs. Either way it's bit us on the arse yet again. If something's much cheaper than it should be there's usual a bloody good reason... Get well soon Siem..