Holloway

Rice scores after wor Anth fluffs a one on one , lovely pick by Trent

Gordon looking like a whippet

Can hardly hear the England anthem

Huge amount of fannying on going on

Weird accent on the Irish manager like

Roy Keane ' piss up in a brewery'

he's not a bad player. his dithering on the ball and going down like a sack of shite frequently are confidence issues, which is a bit bewildering given Eddie's man management skills. He has super awareness ghosting into dangerous areas

haha his weaker foot man, fucking rocket. Worlds best was in him somewhere

he did very well to get a nudge on the ball after the initial contact, mind

what a lovely finish,just stroked it home. Went close with a banger last game as well, he's a danger all right

Playing very well,solid,dependable, good athlete. Squad needs his type

Sturridge porridge

That puzzled look is becoming fixed, like Steve McClaren's grin when you've lost four nowt

Hahah you scruffy bamp

Would love to hear Fergie on the journey yem

Piss poor positioning by the keeper, embarrassing collapse at home this

Owld cabbage patch heed

Reeks of entitlement ,this

Like him, enjoyed the assist and he glides along at decent pace

Chiesa's mrs looks a bit bored

Can't blame him for the og, he wasn't to know it was spinning wide

That palm out for their goal was a kind of slow motion horror show. Did make some good stops,though

Murphy was just Murphy, tbh

I'd have to watch it back minus the nerves/ emotion but they were a much more serious threat than long range pot shots

Deserved win is the strangest take of the day. We dug deep but were very jammy there