Holloway

Our 2nd England international of the window,nose twitching stuff

Wloah Jonjo ,whoa o o o, He dribbles and he shoots He's balby as a coot Whoa Jonjo wish o o o. He looks like a wrong un With his shiny cueball noggin

Why are people so desperate to have him stay out on loan,if he is too delicate his wings will snap and crumble

Have crept up to 5th, crikey

We don't need to be lumbered with him,drop him and let him join Overran and all the other fucking brokenbrains

' like Yaya You're with rabies' That'll do

Don't get the laziness accusations in any part of his game,one paced yes but makes it up with effort

Haha what s load of owld fucking shite man

Happy with this despite him having the scousest sounding name ever, go on,try saying 'Jonjo friggin Shelvey,mate', in your best scouse accent

Thought we were good for a point, entirely predictable concession for the goal though

Decent first half,will lose 3 -0

Oh my,this is very sad indeed. We have lost a folk hero here , one of our own. :'(

For me there is a fair bit of spite around from other fans, certainly an increase since t'internet came along.Main reason for this is the percieved notion amongst our support that we should be challenging at the top end of the table year on year. There is a uniqueness about our continued support/ lack of success ratio in the footballing world, and this is reflected in other fans attitudes to us ranging from grudging respect to s load of idiot northerners prepared to watch fucking paint dry.

Has anyone got any names regarding this top class CM we need to splash the spon on,in terms of availability and a reasonable chance of a purchase,I don't play the FM thing, thanks.

He probably got naked after getting into the ground

Merry Christmas John,hope you get a position worthy of your undoubted talent soon.

All the best everyone

First ever away match Elland road,back in the 70's was a very volatile fixture.We used to take a minimum of 10,000,packed in like sardines.Ground was rammed full of cunts,so there is at least one similarity to SJP

Come on Pavel son, stay with us.

We are weak as maidens piss

Next time they should all just leap on Mitros back and he' ll Sherpa them all back to the halfway line

Daily body searches at work where you have to show the top of your kegs,it's the fucking Bottom Inspectors out of the Viz

N.O pilgramige across Europe

The camera close up caught him shouting and waving his arms about

Get the feeling that he is quality and will improve our creativity big time if he gets decent run. No more mishaps please,like a king size rizla getting whipped up on the autumn breeze and coming down and slicing his lug clean off the side of his head.