Holloway

Hard work hovering over the cash out button, got Italy -Belgium less than 2.5 goals, sweating like a Pardew

I read his patter there in his voice, couldn't help it

Everyone on here has now got one so you won't be able to check, unfortunately.

I hope the list of tossers who are exiting by choice or gently guided through the door extends to Gouuff and Rivelinho, Colo and Gini Wini etc, would be so fucking liberating

Thinks he had a good season, makes me want to fucking puke

Towns end can consider himself unlucky to miss out the way he finished the season, wouldn't swap him for Sterling.

Winnets, a jewel hiding in the crack of the English language

I always thought the saying was ' as dull as ditchwater', but never mind

Another boil lanced, geedup.

Will handpick a few home and away, feels like the start of something brewing. My elderly parents renewing simply because of Mr Rafa Benitez.

Emotional few hours and Donald Crump can't spoil it.

Aye, same here, which is devastating having returned home after a decade but I'm not giving that c*** a f***ing penny. Will have to see about the most friendly away games to take the bairn to, see if I can get her into it. We've just moved close to Middlesbrough so all she's hearing about is Boro atm. Gonna have to nip that in the bud. Leeds away is like running through meadows with flowers in your hair

Too many stiffy's for the Pards floppies

Looking forward to Jose at Man U, pissing all over their attacking chips

Some fine poetry, but what is blaow is it a Pardle?

Ugh the smarmy silver gobshite

I can't get into the comments section so that's a fucking blessing

I' m not worried but getting a bit worried.

One of my all time hero's, hope he can pull through this.

Sturridge moving like my grandad there, and he' s been dead 50 years

Sublime strike, should be crippled for the dance

I'm currently working near Millwall's ground with some of their fans. They have assured me that we' ll be very welcome there

He's staying.fucking geedup. Parry time next season, might even pop in the Ben Arfa thread.

Generally accepted that the reason for relegation was not fighting enough for the shirt, albeit coupled with the limpest of management, rather than lacking in obvious quality in the starting line ups. So for me it has to be the biggest not give a fuck culprits, and Gini has romped that one, with Sissoko and Tiote sulking and moping about in joint second