Holloway

Mad non football injuries inflicting his carcass, collapsed lungs, spackered fingers etc

Jeez, pea green groundsheet covering the running track at West Am

Battle of the Beasts on Weardside Fiddlesborough go ahead

Love this heed the baall

Geet up

' Vile, grotesque, horrific', aye a veritable war crime of a left flank

Calming words of reason, give it ten games and we' ll be fucking flying man

Had a few snorts at the Riv levels of desperation meself, got a weaker shot the Luk De fucking Jong

Are we ever going to get a run of games out of this fucker ?

How fucking moronic can you get.No doubt will be paraded at upcoming away games, name and shame the broken brains

Captain Cryptic

Seems the design is for a pre match showing, will they stay tucked under the seats for the next 90?

Aye he really caught my eye too in that Arsenal match when we conceded 7, did some nice little turns and that

So, Smith then.

4.50 for a can of Tetley's fucking bitter at Craven bottage

Sell the lazy, baldy pisshead.

5 years

Well that was an illusion shatterer and a half, pure unadulterated shite

Not a 'in Rafa we trust' quote to be seen in this thread

Imagine trying this out in the East stand, you' d end up with a flagpole up your arse

I' m feeling so made up with the way things are going I'm taking the girlfriend along to this

Bit mystified as to why DeJong is being touted for it, the lack of impact he has had on the team so far. 'Right lads, we need a massive performance toda.....Ah fuck, there's me hamstring gone'

They' ll be rocking to and fro and grinning like maniacs at that appointment

Urghhh..lack of awareness in so many of these pampered pricks